My friend Tim was our starting center my junior year and once fouled out in the first 5 minutes of the game, 0 points, 0 rebounds. He sat down next to me on the bench and said, “I guess I should get started on my math homework.”

Do all NFL teams now carry a backup QB named “Nate” that no one has ever heard of, just to avoid having to sign Kaepernick? “Sorry, we’d love to sign you, but we don’t have any chairs left. That’s Nate’s chair. See; no collusion here.”

Let’s see. On the one hand, we have “publicly supported NFL players kneeling to protest the National Anthem” (which is inaccurate, of course). On the other hand, we have “at a minimum, tried to date 14- and 16-year-old girls when he was a 30-year-old District Attorney”.

This guarantees we won’t need to worry about hearing anymore from LaVar Ball after Lonzo is traded to the Hornets in year and then slinks away to Europe a couple years after that.

Here’s how you fix this:

I think he looks like Newt Gingrich.

Re: the McAvoy pic. I’m assuming he’s staying swole for his character from Split in Shyamalan’s upcoming Glass.

Are you seriously wondering about this? Do you honestly believe there is a medically necessary treatment done in a hotel room that would involve the touching of an athlete’s genitals, breasts, or buttocks? Or do you think there is a possibility that all of these young women have individually and separately confused…

Re: worst places to be hungover.

There. Fixed it for you.

What masked it in college was that Lonzo was a physically strong, 6'6" point guard with a good handle. He dominated lesser athletes because most of the good ones were already in the NBA. When he went up against a similarly talented player (like De’Aaron Fox), he struggled. Had he had time to develop skills against…

Its not thinking “outside the box” so much as “being blinded by advertising and tv money.” Let’s play exhausted players on 4 days rest and produce shitty football in order to make Thursday Night Football money! Let’s inconvenience players and produce shitty football by traveling to London in order to make British…

“I’m guessing a team that isn’t stupid”

And somewhere in America, Colin Kaepernick is still not good enough to be a QB in the NFL.

I so fucking hate everything about the CFP (and the BCS before it) that I’ve been reduced to the level of angry Trump voter: I just want whatever burns down the whole system. “The BCS is unfair because Kansas State got screwed by Ohio State!” “The BCS is unfair because Oregon got screwed by Nebraska!” “The BCS is…

I think Simmons got it essentially right about Yi’s problem being a reflection of the NBA’s then over-valuation of foreign bigs. Its sad because if Yi had been more accurately evaluated pre-draft, he wouldn’t have had to fulfill unrealistic expectations and maybe would have had a legit NBA career.

I really object to it when I hear the media refer to Trump as a “master of the media.” He is a “master of the media” in the same sense that someone who clear cuts a forest with bulldozers is a “master horticulturist.”

I’ve been fantasizing about the assassination of Trump but realizing that President Mike Pence would be so much worse (despite being an empty suit, he would actually get horrible shit done). The assassins would have to kill not only Trump, but Pence, Ryan, Hatch, Tillerson, and Mnuchin before they got to Mattis. And…

In 2013, Forbes reported that the NFL made $9 Billion, with the goal of raising that to $25 Billion by 2027 (https://www.forbes.com/sites/monteburke/2013/08/17/how-the-national-football-league-can-reach-25-billion-in-annual-revenues/#2a103a621f64). If the NFL hasn’t increased revenue one iota since 2013 (spoiler: they…

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