One of the great and most influential moments in American history was in 1802, when Chief Justice John Marshall effectively created out of whole cloth the idea that the U.S. Supreme Court was the only arbiter of what the Constitution meant and how it would be interpreted. That move, by itself, vested previously…

“This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.”

Penn State Brandywine is one of the weakest Hobbit characters you can play in the new “Middle-Earth: Shadow of War” game.

In late September, wasn’t Jahlil the lesser of Philly’s two Okafors? And the other one was 35 and had been retired for 4 years? I don’t see that as a 2nd-rounder valuation.

“___________ Is a Bad Idea, No Matter What People Say on 4chan”

Peterman’s performance was so bad that Seahawks punter Jon Ryan had one pass of negative 4 yards last night and ended up with a QB rating more than 4x that of Peterman (79.2 to 17.9).

So, a few things here. First, Joe Morgan is undeniably a Hall-of-Famer and at least one of the top 5 greatest 2nd baseman of all-time, but his post-playing career opinions on baseball have ranged from old-school-like-Code-of-Hammurabi-old to easily rebuttable nonsense. His opinion on former friend and teammate Pete…

In that top picture, it looks like Nina Roth has to put a cloth on her Swiffer before going to her janitorial job.

I’m a cranky, old white guy, so I generally hate over enthusiastic celebrations of just making a nice play. A fist jab after a goal, fine; the Astros’ choreographed hand-jive routine, fuck off. But a goalie getting an empty-netter is one of the situations in which I’m fine with a little extra. Also okay: defensive…

What a fucking pussy.

Not an OU or Mayfield fan, but in his defense, the Kansas captains pointedly refused to shake his hand at the opening coin toss. Not really sure what that was about, but unless someone provides some meaningful backstory (i.e., Mayfield scored in last year’s game and then fucked the Jayhawk mascot in the ass at…

Holy shit, talk about cognitive dissonance! LaVar Ball on one side of a feud, Donald Trump on the other; I feel like Norman the android in between Kirk and Harry Mudd on the “I, Mudd” episode of Star Trek.

Given the moment we are in (and I don’t say that to dismiss the importance of the moment we are in), I reserve some healthy initial skepticism about public claims of famous men committing sexual assault. However, this has got to be the least surprising story of the year. Winston long ago wore out his “presumption of…

I’m seconding all of your opinions on this article. Its worth it just to hear Jones call Bob Kraft a pussy. But fucking hell; talk about a story with no heroes. Goodell is absolutely an incompetent, autocratic dick, who elevates self-preservation above performance and still manages to shoot himself in the foot EVERY.…

To whom do we complain and how? Not showing up or viewing MLS? That’s a big ask of fans who want to watch soccer and given the league’s cock-up with the Columbus Crew there’s no indication the suits won’t just attribute a downturn in attendance/viewership to the failure of current fans to fully appreciate the gift…

I think you’re asking a little much of Fox Sports to not take the easy route and hire Arena as an announcer: their organizational decision-making has everything to do with dollars and nothing to do with content. They broadcast NASCAR, for fuck’s sake.

I’m thinking this story becomes clearer when we find out what kind of car Preston crashed. If it was the 2004 Toyota Camry he bought used in high school with money he made cutting lawns, this becomes a non-story. If its a 2018 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon, well that’s a much different “financial picture specific to the…

That acne and bar rage aren’t warning signs of steroid abuse. No sir.

“Nathan ‘Skip’ Peterman is joining the First Mercantile Building and Loan as a junior loan officer, the bank announced Monday. The bank, which has been in the Peterman family for over a century, took pains to explain that the hiring was not a case of nepotism, “Skip would have been hired regardless of his father’s…

This is Utah, so it will never happen, but the school board should just say, “Fuck you, Mr. Fraughton. The new mascot is “the Dolores”.”