So, a few things here. First, Joe Morgan is undeniably a Hall-of-Famer and at least one of the top 5 greatest 2nd baseman of all-time, but his post-playing career opinions on baseball have ranged from old-school-like-Code-of-Hammurabi-old to easily rebuttable nonsense. His opinion on former friend and teammate Pete…

In that top picture, it looks like Nina Roth has to put a cloth on her Swiffer before going to her janitorial job.

I’m a cranky, old white guy, so I generally hate over enthusiastic celebrations of just making a nice play. A fist jab after a goal, fine; the Astros’ choreographed hand-jive routine, fuck off. But a goalie getting an empty-netter is one of the situations in which I’m fine with a little extra. Also okay: defensive…

What a fucking pussy.

Not an OU or Mayfield fan, but in his defense, the Kansas captains pointedly refused to shake his hand at the opening coin toss. Not really sure what that was about, but unless someone provides some meaningful backstory (i.e., Mayfield scored in last year’s game and then fucked the Jayhawk mascot in the ass at…

Holy shit, talk about cognitive dissonance! LaVar Ball on one side of a feud, Donald Trump on the other; I feel like Norman the android in between Kirk and Harry Mudd on the “I, Mudd” episode of Star Trek.

Given the moment we are in (and I don’t say that to dismiss the importance of the moment we are in), I reserve some healthy initial skepticism about public claims of famous men committing sexual assault. However, this has got to be the least surprising story of the year. Winston long ago wore out his “presumption of…

I’m seconding all of your opinions on this article. Its worth it just to hear Jones call Bob Kraft a pussy. But fucking hell; talk about a story with no heroes. Goodell is absolutely an incompetent, autocratic dick, who elevates self-preservation above performance and still manages to shoot himself in the foot EVERY.…

To whom do we complain and how? Not showing up or viewing MLS? That’s a big ask of fans who want to watch soccer and given the league’s cock-up with the Columbus Crew there’s no indication the suits won’t just attribute a downturn in attendance/viewership to the failure of current fans to fully appreciate the gift…

I think you’re asking a little much of Fox Sports to not take the easy route and hire Arena as an announcer: their organizational decision-making has everything to do with dollars and nothing to do with content. They broadcast NASCAR, for fuck’s sake.

I’m thinking this story becomes clearer when we find out what kind of car Preston crashed. If it was the 2004 Toyota Camry he bought used in high school with money he made cutting lawns, this becomes a non-story. If its a 2018 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon, well that’s a much different “financial picture specific to the…

That acne and bar rage aren’t warning signs of steroid abuse. No sir.

“Nathan ‘Skip’ Peterman is joining the First Mercantile Building and Loan as a junior loan officer, the bank announced Monday. The bank, which has been in the Peterman family for over a century, took pains to explain that the hiring was not a case of nepotism, “Skip would have been hired regardless of his father’s…

This is Utah, so it will never happen, but the school board should just say, “Fuck you, Mr. Fraughton. The new mascot is “the Dolores”.”

That guy looks exactly like me playing soccer. Against my daughter’s U8 team.

Donald Trump now has exactly two accomplishments over his first 9+ months in office: (1) Neil Gorsuch’s appointment to USSC and (2) ending our long national nightmare over the fate of Liangelo Ball.

About 10 years ago, aged, misogynistic, racist, homophobic, bigoted religious-fuck Pat Robertson claimed he leg pressed 2,000 lbs (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/did-pat-robertson-leg-press-2000-lbs/). Turns out, he did not.

Well, the teams are lining up perfectly: on the one side is Donald Trump, the Ball family, and entitlement run amok and on the other side is the last bastion of ethical responsibility, the People’s Republic of China. Yes, this should play out nicely.

I hate the “he never won a championship” argument against a player’s HOF candidacy, particularly in baseball. Although it will never happen, a player can be perfect in baseball: he can hit a home run in every at bat and field his position flawlessly (and with range). But because baseball is a two part game…

Here’s the deal, my brothers in the entertainment industry: there is a moment going on right now whether you like it or not, so think ahead a little so you don’t come off as anymore of a self-absorbed, stupid asshole than you probably are. The questions, fair or not, are coming. Be prepared to respond in a way that…