Holy shit, talk about cognitive dissonance! LaVar Ball on one side of a feud, Donald Trump on the other; I feel like Norman the android in between Kirk and Harry Mudd on the “I, Mudd” episode of Star Trek.

Given the moment we are in (and I don’t say that to dismiss the importance of the moment we are in), I reserve some healthy initial skepticism about public claims of famous men committing sexual assault. However, this has got to be the least surprising story of the year. Winston long ago wore out his “presumption of…

I’m seconding all of your opinions on this article. Its worth it just to hear Jones call Bob Kraft a pussy. But fucking hell; talk about a story with no heroes. Goodell is absolutely an incompetent, autocratic dick, who elevates self-preservation above performance and still manages to shoot himself in the foot EVERY.…

To whom do we complain and how? Not showing up or viewing MLS? That’s a big ask of fans who want to watch soccer and given the league’s cock-up with the Columbus Crew there’s no indication the suits won’t just attribute a downturn in attendance/viewership to the failure of current fans to fully appreciate the gift…

I think you’re asking a little much of Fox Sports to not take the easy route and hire Arena as an announcer: their organizational decision-making has everything to do with dollars and nothing to do with content. They broadcast NASCAR, for fuck’s sake.

I’m thinking this story becomes clearer when we find out what kind of car Preston crashed. If it was the 2004 Toyota Camry he bought used in high school with money he made cutting lawns, this becomes a non-story. If its a 2018 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon, well that’s a much different “financial picture specific to the…

That acne and bar rage aren’t warning signs of steroid abuse. No sir.

“Nathan ‘Skip’ Peterman is joining the First Mercantile Building and Loan as a junior loan officer, the bank announced Monday. The bank, which has been in the Peterman family for over a century, took pains to explain that the hiring was not a case of nepotism, “Skip would have been hired regardless of his father’s…

This is Utah, so it will never happen, but the school board should just say, “Fuck you, Mr. Fraughton. The new mascot is “the Dolores”.”

That guy looks exactly like me playing soccer. Against my daughter’s U8 team.

Donald Trump now has exactly two accomplishments over his first 9+ months in office: (1) Neil Gorsuch’s appointment to USSC and (2) ending our long national nightmare over the fate of Liangelo Ball.

About 10 years ago, aged, misogynistic, racist, homophobic, bigoted religious-fuck Pat Robertson claimed he leg pressed 2,000 lbs (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/did-pat-robertson-leg-press-2000-lbs/). Turns out, he did not.

Well, the teams are lining up perfectly: on the one side is Donald Trump, the Ball family, and entitlement run amok and on the other side is the last bastion of ethical responsibility, the People’s Republic of China. Yes, this should play out nicely.

I hate the “he never won a championship” argument against a player’s HOF candidacy, particularly in baseball. Although it will never happen, a player can be perfect in baseball: he can hit a home run in every at bat and field his position flawlessly (and with range). But because baseball is a two part game…

Here’s the deal, my brothers in the entertainment industry: there is a moment going on right now whether you like it or not, so think ahead a little so you don’t come off as anymore of a self-absorbed, stupid asshole than you probably are. The questions, fair or not, are coming. Be prepared to respond in a way that…

As a Niner fan, this was the worst possible outcome.

You kind have to assume that most of the owners of professional sports teams are good at making money (or keeping money they inherited). That’s not nothing.

Man: Goodell, Jones, King, the NFL’s entire ownership and administration structure. There are literally no good guys in this conflict to even ironically root for.

Isn’t Mindaugas Kuzminskas a character from Harry Potter?

So I am confused by the Allison Mack/DOS story. Does it begin with willing submissives who voluntarily give up blackmail-able information, or are they tricked into giving up that info and then find themselves involuntarily participating and recruiting?