EXACTLY! Well done.

I swear I saw an ESPN article a few weeks ago that Dolan was considering putting Thomas in charge again. God I hope that happens.

The Confederacy was an unlawful and traitorous act of rebellion whose sole intention was maintaining slavery. Any memorial of those who participated in that is a memorial to treason. Any supporter of any memorial to the Confederacy is memorializing treason.

“Hey, most of the German people and soldiers weren’t Nazis, so why should they be punished for the actions of a few bad apples.”

I’m sorry, did I miss a chance to see Purim! on Broadway?

I feel sorry for this kid. Its hard enough to be 19, coming into a premier NBA franchise as a savior, with artificially high expectations built on overpowering college kids. But having the biggest ass for a father in recent sports-history is going to manufacture a whole lot more haters than is reasonable. Sad.

I hate to be racist, but Japanese chicks are the worst.

HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???

I have got to admit that, as a well-educated, highly-cultured sophisticate, I always looked with disdain on The Blue Man Group. How could a bunch vaudeville-level, prop-jokes be funny? (I asked myself, whilst sipping on a insouciant little cab from a tiny winery in the Willamette Valley of which you’ve probably never…

For those of those Americans like me constantly forced to refute moronic arguments that “soccer is gay!”, this isn’t helping.

In a world were Steph Curry gets $40M and is actually underpaid, Dirk at 40 for $5M (greatest player in franchise history and a former champion) is a bargain. The Kings just signed Vince Carter for $8M for one year in a good deal for the Kings; at this point, Dirk is easily worth 63% of Vince to the Mavericks.

How much you wanna bet this statement was heard at every investor’s meeting:

In a world where 6'8", 330 lbs. NFL lineman can do a sub-5 sec 40 yard dash and have a 35"+ vertical and Lebron James (6'8", 265 lbs.) does what he does every night for 100+ nights a year, I think we need to save a little gratitude for the “normality” of MLB players. If you or I were playing first base for the…

I think this is extremely unfair. I’ve tried everything to get him to understand the benefits to him of fetching me a beer; nothing. How am I going to convince him to stop doing coke? Dog’s gonna do what a dog’s gonna do.

That’s what every 8 year old thinks male gay sex looks like.

Even if that quote is from Ainge, its accurate. Pritchard seems to be an idiot.

Given the talent imbalance between the conferences, Lebron is probably worth the entire Eastern Conference.

You’ve heard of chess boxing? Well, McGregor is training for dance boxing. The whole Money fight is just a promo for his new show “So You Think You Can Dance Box?”

I am so over the mainstream media’s “is this the outrage that finally undermines Trump’s Republican support?” story-boner. Spoiler: no. No it is not. There is no outrage that Trump can commit that will undermine that support because he is a useful tool as a distraction from Republican efforts to suck every…

You, my friend Arturo, are a model to all of us. Keep watching great action films on the man’s dime and don’t let moronic tweets distract you. Hats off.