How much you wanna bet this statement was heard at every investor’s meeting:

In a world where 6'8", 330 lbs. NFL lineman can do a sub-5 sec 40 yard dash and have a 35"+ vertical and Lebron James (6'8", 265 lbs.) does what he does every night for 100+ nights a year, I think we need to save a little gratitude for the “normality” of MLB players. If you or I were playing first base for the…

I think this is extremely unfair. I’ve tried everything to get him to understand the benefits to him of fetching me a beer; nothing. How am I going to convince him to stop doing coke? Dog’s gonna do what a dog’s gonna do.

That’s what every 8 year old thinks male gay sex looks like.

Even if that quote is from Ainge, its accurate. Pritchard seems to be an idiot.

Given the talent imbalance between the conferences, Lebron is probably worth the entire Eastern Conference.

You’ve heard of chess boxing? Well, McGregor is training for dance boxing. The whole Money fight is just a promo for his new show “So You Think You Can Dance Box?”

I am so over the mainstream media’s “is this the outrage that finally undermines Trump’s Republican support?” story-boner. Spoiler: no. No it is not. There is no outrage that Trump can commit that will undermine that support because he is a useful tool as a distraction from Republican efforts to suck every…

You, my friend Arturo, are a model to all of us. Keep watching great action films on the man’s dime and don’t let moronic tweets distract you. Hats off.

I’m an American who has watched and enjoyed American football for 50+ years. I went to Cal (best rugby tradition in the U.S.) and really enjoyed the game, but didn’t really become a fan until my son started playing about 10 years ago. I am firmly convinced that rugby is a superior game to American football: more…

I can match her in the squat and crush her in bench, but she’s got me by easily 50 lbs. in the deadlift. I’m also like 3x her weight and I’m guessing I have a foot on her in height. That is one strong little person.

“Dunn was largely a non-factor in his rookie year.”

My dad was a great athlete in his day. He was a great dad who never pushed his kids athletically; he was content with whatever athletic glory he had achieved on his own, didn’t need to relive it through his kids, and was happy just to encourage and teach when asked. However, he was a terrible grandfather who yelled…

God damn, Emma. You missed a chance here.

There; I fixed the headline for you.

Oh man, you made an error in you calculations. SI publishes 50 weeks a year, so rather than overpaying 9% for 11 issues, you would have only overpaid 2%. This is how companies die.

Back in the day, porn available to the average pre-teen boy was limited to the SI swimsuit issue or any issue of Cosmo.

I’m completely ok with this. If its the ninth and you’re down by 3, bunting to get on is kind of a dick move, since its mostly about breaking up the no-hitter (WPA 97% for pitcher’s team). But the 6th inning is still competitive baseball; getting on base is a player’s primary offensive duty.

There is a reason the history of great NBA players who were also great NBA executives/coaches is so short; basically its Jerry West, and some short sidebar articles on Bird, Billy Cunningham, K.C. Jones, Tommy Heinsohn, maybe Lenny Wilkens.

To be fair, West is right about HRC. He didn’t say the Russians WEREN’T involved. But Hillary lost the election. Even a shitty, blind-ass ump can see that.