Yes, we’re at that point and we have no one to blame but ourselves. Fuck us all (except Travis Rudolph, who gets at least a one-day pass).

That was supposed to include this image:

In his defense, his last job at Area 51 was very stressful.

My sweeping generalizations apply to all women’s teams and all men’s teams, not the U.S. teams.

I took her side during the Brianna Scurry imbroglio in 2007, but given subsequent events, it turns out Solo is just kind of a dumb, crappy person. She stands out because, by and large, women soccer players seem to care more about promoting their sport (which needs it) than the men do theirs (which only needs it in the…

A lot of comments seem to take the opinion that Persky must be either:

It’s one of about 3 reasons to have kids (for the record: (1) fulfill your destiny of propagating your genes; (2) give your wife’s life meaning; and (3) eat kids’ food that tastes great. The last one also covers: PB&J sandwiches, Tater Tots, Missile popsicles, hot dogs not at a bbq or ballpark).

I refuse to try S’mores-flavored anything, but otherwise, I’m pretty satisfied by this list. Nice work, Haisley.

Jesus, if the Trump campaign is embracing the pitch of “Vote for Trump because at least he’ll live”, they really have abandoned all pretense that Trump would make a good President.

While on the surface, there is some legitimacy to the “fairness” argument here, the shallowest dive into the issue reveals it to be ridiculous. It is true that male and female bodies are generally not the same in their musculo-skeletal construction and performance; the average woman would be a substantive disadvantage…

This case is a perfect example of why linking an “artist’s” work with their personality is an exercise in futility. Let’s assume that Amber Heard’s accusations against Johnny Depp are true; does that render his performance in Edward Scissorhands less impressive? Alternatively, say the accusations are untrue and he is…

Pshaw. 6.03 meters. I’m not impressed. If I’m doing the math right (and I’m a goddamn American so you better believe I’m doing the math right), I’m about 6.03 meters tall. Give me a sturdy broom handle and I’m pretty sure I could vault over myself.

Zlatan is great and all, but any team associated with Mourinho will be hated.

I like how he passes out, flips off the stage, and the officials quickly run onto the stage — and attend to the bar! Fuckin’ Brazil.

Yeah, that’s what my parents told me about my dog, Barney, when I was 8: “Finn, buddy; Barney’s going to Senior Week where he’s going to have a lot of fun. Don’t you worry about ol’ Barney, Finn; he’s having a <choking back tears> a great time at Senior Week <quiet sob>.”

The biggest problem here is the IOC. Faced with overwhelming evidence that the entire Russian athletic industry is built upon (and has always been built upon) chemically-enhancement, the IOC bent over backwards to allow at least some Russian athletes into the Games.

If we’ve learned nothing from the Balco/Barry Bonds experience, we’ve learned that the definition of PED is expanding daily and that the testers are usually 2 or 3 steps behind the chemists, coaches, and athletes who are trying gain an edge. Your 30% number is almost certainly undercounting these currently unknown…

“Borderline illegal shit” covers both (1) legal shit and (2) shit the officials haven’t heard of yet but would be illegal if they knew of it. That second category is the grey area: would you take a “supplement” if your coach told you it would improve your performance and wasn’t banned? I think the vast majority of…

This is just further indication that his Wonderlic score was no anomaly. Dude is a holy idiot.

My first take on this was “C’mon people; he’s a fucking WWE announcer! He’s from Mississippi for God’s sake! You were expecting the most minute levels of intelligence and cultural sensitivity?”