How did this happen? There were 4 guys in the punter's face within what appears to be a second; was it a horrible snap that he had to corral or did the line just completely break down?

I foresee only positive results when overzealous runners starting making their own 9-V tDCS machines.

I read the original headline as "62-year-old Mickey Rooney Wins 'Boxing Match' By 'Knockout'".

Probably the two greatest statistical QBs pre-Manning are Marino and Fouts; neither ever got sacked. In a foot-race between the two, the winner would be science because they would physically prove Zeno's Paradox by never crossing the finish line.

"Keith's Twitter suspension had absolutely nothing to do with his opinions on the subject."

Who is the MU pussy?

Carmelo Anthony is getting all kinds of ideas.

I'm assuming that's his daughter and its just an unfortunately-timed screen grab?

I'm assuming that if the 5-11 Division champ scenario plays out, Goodell will suspend all four teams "in the best interests of the league". If he doesn't, he will have to suspend the NFC 2 seed after the league receives video from that game that shows they clearly and horrifically beat Atlanta/New Orleans.

I think I've recounted this story online here before, but here's my first experience with fried cheese curds. My mom's family lives in southern Wisconsin in a small town that is the county seat. We used to go back every summer and our visit would often coincide with the county fair. My uncle gave me a fried cheese…

I basically agree. If the football associations in those three countries get pissed off enough, the Dutch, French, and Italians (then the Portuguese and Belgians) will feel pressured to go along; that is effectively UEFA. If UEFA decides to take a stand against FIFA, they can break it by themselves. The only other…

Gary Anderson is a pussy; if he'd had any balls like Saban or any of those other brilliant SEC coaches, Gordon would have played in the 4th quarter and broken the all-division record by 100 yards.

I'm going out on a limb here, but do you like fried cheese curds? I'm guessing you do.

Remember the episode of the original Star Trek series, "I, Mudd"? In order to escape a purely logical android, Kirk and Harry Mudd invoke the "Liar's Paradox" (everything he says is a lie; everything I say is a lie; how can both be true?) and cause the android to blow up.

I think NBA flopping always existed, but went to 11 with the mass importation of Euro-league players in the '00's; prior to that, most flopping was of the Bill Laimbeer variety, which was limited to selling a charge. I still think flopping is relatively minor, particularly "cartoonish" flopping like Stephenson's…

I think you are as guilty of "over-supporting" MLS as you accuse Haisley of being "over-denigrating" of it. You seem to accept as objective fact that MLS should be conflated with American soccer generally. I disagree.

There's no intrinsic shame in being in the same financial range as the top leagues in Greece and Colombia (although one could reasonably expect the US to consistently perform at their level as well), the real indictment is that we pay 350% less than England's second tier league. Granted, English football is obviously…

Oh for god's sake. Why do we care about this dumbass? Rally racing is idiotic; go do it in the desert if your small penises need such public affirmation. Driving 60 mph on any stretch of city streets at any time of the day or night is inherently dangerous ("It would be for most dudes, but I'm a great driver, so…

When we were in high school (pre-enlightenment), we used the term "faggot" as a general derogatory term, unrelated to homosexuality. One of my best friends used to call his mom a "faggot", to which she would reply "You're the faggot."

No, that elk is normal-sized; Adam LaRoche is like 4'6", 96 lbs.