Jesus H. Christ. Everyone knows that there is a clear line between cereals that are good for you (tasteless) and cereal that tastes good (sugar). The only cereal that covers both demographics, and is therefore no. 1 on any intelligent person's list, is Cap'n Crunch Crunchberries. All the deliciousness of Cap'n…

I think its hilarious that Idaho, home to some of the most socially conservative people I know is represented by Tegan and Sara.

When do umpires mess up balls and strikes calls? Only when they are fat and shitty people. Which is always. Bring on the computers!

I tried multiple readings of it, inflecting different words differently, even read it aloud. At one point, I thought maybe the Yorks had a son named Mike Florio; then I thought, maybe their sons are both named "Pro Football". Then I had some bacon and said fuck it.

I'm sure its also a frustration condition.

So, not to overgeneralize, but is it possible that the "women with orgasm problems" and "women who prefer the missionary position" groups also overlap considerably with "women who, for good or bad reasons, don't like sexual contact"? In my subjective (and probably limited) experience, women who prefer the missionary…

I would like to be considered a member of the clitorati.

I'm proud to be an American, but that doesn't mean I'm proud of everything we as a nation have done. I'll fly the American flag, but not one that commemorates the Trail of Tears, WWII Japanese-American internment camps, or the Tuskegee syphilis study.

There's more low-turnout Republicans than there are high-turnout Democrats.

This seems a little WWE. Why can't they play 5 v. 4? Yes, it could become ludicrous; 3:30 is enough time for a couple more foul-outs, leaving Pau Gasol and a 10-day contract to play the last minute. But how often does this really happen? I hear "they started with only 7 players" about once a season on ESPN. This…

I choose to believe that Putin has a bunch of these in a warehouse and goes out late at night by himself to chain them to the cars of his critics.

What do you expect a grandfather from Louisiana to look like?

Yeah, but what if they were playing a team composed entirely of tiny Ditkas?

I liked the anti-immigrant sentiment expressed by people named DiCicco, Ricciardi, Fleckenstein, and Finney. All proud Native Americans, I presume.

Its really hard to tell, particularly in football, the difference between one entire team playing really well versus the other team playing really poorly. I kind of think the MVP of the game last night was the entire Broncos team, at least in the sense they had more to do with the Seahawks's win than the Seahawks…

Sherman is still an asshole, but he's right about this. His actions Sunday (and multiple previous times) could be described many ways: boorish, dickish, poor sportsmanship, selfish, self-aggrandizing. But it was not thuggish. Aaron Hernandez's is in jail because of thuggish behavior; Ray Lewis's behavior was…

I am firmly of the belief that there is racism inherent in the MSM's (and America's, more generally) reaction to the words and actions of people of color. However, I think you have, at a minimum, overstated it if not misapplied it as to Sherman. I believe people, regardless of race, are reacting negatively to…

This is an extreme example, of course, but this has been my bitch against CrossFit since it began: doing full-body, explosive-power lifts while focusing on anything but your form (i.e., how many reps you can do in 90 seconds) is irresponsible and often counter-productive to your fitness goals. I've never met anyone…

No, there is something special about Olympic snatches. It is very difficult to do correctly, requiring explosive power that the lifter "turns off" at exactly the right point to get themselves in the only correct position from which one can stand up with a 6-foot long, 100+ pound bar balanced over your head. To focus…

I wish I could find a clip, but this reminds of a game from the late '80's where MJ was being guarded by (I think) John Battle of the Hawks. He had the ball on the wing and made a couple of fake jab steps; each time Battle practically jumped out of his skin to cut MJ off. Finally MJ just held it for a beat and faked…