When I was in Sarajevo I saw a Yugo towing a Golf

That’s the thing: For a weird tenth of a second, in the theater, I thought that the reaction I was having was dislike. And then I realized that it was just that I was on the verge of fainting.

Any round front truck is a diesel, manual. The square front trucks are almost always automatic and gas.  

Floating shelves don’t actually float.

These videos are outstanding tutorials in using explicit Russian slang in real-life situations.

...fly my lawnchair jellyfish parachute thingie...

There’s ALWAYS a risk with withdrawals, but if you’re gonna practice the withdrawal method, an early withdrawal is safer.

When the building gets down to only one it will have to shout “Uno!”.

The heels of cheetahs. It takes six cheetahs to make a can (technically twenty-four paws) - you kill said cheetahs (humanely of course), cut off their heels, grind the heels with cyanoacrylates, pressurize the pulp, stick them in a can, and toss the rest of the cheetahs in the dumpster. Worked awesome until the…

They should have just shot the damn thing, all they’re good for is their meat.

Years ago towards the end of my commute on an off ramp there was a clown shoe on the side of the road. I just assumed he gave up clowning and disappointed his family which had a long history of being clowns.

Yup, agreed.

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But if I know where I am, I cannot know how fast I’m going—and vice versa.

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

Can imitate the sound my mam’s old Fiat makes by sitting still and being quiet

You guys shit on everything I like!

Mynd you, internet famoose bites Kan be pretti nasti.

Monster Truck drivers are one of the most under-appreciated pilots in motorsport.