Always wear protective gear when riding!

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

Those aren't replacements. They're upgrades. :)

She sure looks calm for someone on the outskirts of a typhoon.

Use ReiserFS. It’s a killer!

It’s made of bridge, and the truck is made of truck. Bridge is stronger than truck.

I have no details about this event. So I’m just going to leave this comment here.

Not much else to add really. I think you more than scratched the surface with those key points.

The paint’s chipped.

My all-time favorite NASCAR picture.

What a spectacular way to start my morning.

No no no— you can absolutely get it back! I’ll make the arrangements with the Gawker Temporal Reimbursement Center. We use a directed tachyon stream to disrupt the flow of time in limited quantities. I can sign you up for five minutes’ reimbursement.

Nature is full of sex. It’s only humans that have any kind of objection to it. It’s unnatural to be so ashamed of it.

... it’s not.

And what goes better than a turtle having sex with a shoe than David Attenborough’s narration?

If I was this kid’s dad I would give him a brank spanking new 488GTB and set fire to it right in front of him... Then set fire to his 14 other cars... Then give him a Daewoo Lanos... Then set fire to that.

Used the wrong phone.

I love the smell of nitromethane in the morning.

Feel? You feel the sound of the pro stock cars (which I find to be better racing anyway). The sound of top fuel attacks your mother. When they explode, it feels not different from being hit in the chest with a wall.