This one though... goosebumps

Obviously it was his speeding that caused the light to appear green. Stupid Doppler shift.

This. And I totally thought my parents were lame growing up for waiting three seconds after the light turned to go, but in my adulthood, (which, BTW, I think adulthood starts when you realize that literally everything can kill you,) it has saved my ass more times than I can count.

Yes to this. Worked 4 1/2 years at a traumatic brain injury clinic, I'm looking at cross traffic, other peoples' tires to see if they're moving/turning, never pulling out in front of people with their turn signals on, etc.

Good reminder that a green light just means it's legal to enter an intersection... not that it's necessarily safe to enter one.

I love that white truck making a left turn. Just paused to let a red-light running cement truck that almost t-bones him pass and continued on his merry way.

While in Detroit on business a few years back, I stopped at a stoplight, around midnight. A cop rolls up next to me and says, "what do you think you're doing?" I point up and tell him it's a red light. He shakes his head and says, "Not at this hour. The only reason I'm stopped is because I have a gun. Don't stop…

Loosely quoting George Carlin the best of my recollection:

He's just mad that it was two women driving.

"Or possibly just open the throttle over some washboards to scare the bejesus out of my front-bumper mounted seat-riding passengers." Humongous is that you?

Clearly NASCAR needs new tires.

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I'm skeptical of the veracity of this note. It reminds me of the restaurant bill where a family allegedly didn't leave any tip because they disagreed with the gay waiter's "lifestyle", only it turned out that the family did leave a tip and the waiter made the whole thing up. Don't get me wrong, there are all sorts of…

The guy in the pickup at about 22 seconds needs some serious respect. Braking carefully and controlled then checking behind and making room for the big rig in case it doesn't have enough space.

Fucking deer.

Whoever first pointed out the swallowed 911, I hate you. I can't un-see it no matter how much I try.

How am I supposed to know about a car I never knew about?

No no. Always a treat.

Eaton roots, 1.7 liter per rev, belt driven, loss is much reduced from previous, don't have a horsepower number, but is substantially less. Response is improved from ZR1.