Amateurs. It would be the same amount of work to just blow the filament in the bulb and it looks a LOT less suspicious.

I was originally thinking he probably just lifted when he realized it wasn’t coming back like he thought it would. That will make a big tire car grab pretty hard. But, the shifting along with the tires getting pretty toasty by that point is just as likely. Guess we will know once we analyze the data from the logger.

This is probably the first time she has been punched....by accident.

As an owner of a 1994 900SS 944 with flatslides, I approve of this.

Is it wrong that the first thing I noticed is “Hey, a Rain-X user”?

Ding ding ding! There’s your ‘locked up brakes’. Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find someone else noticing this.

The only thing I am furious about is that I don’t know more about it...because it looks like one of the most fun E30’s I have ever seen.

Really small rocks

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Sorry, perpetual motion doesn't work. There will always be losses.

Tadge,

Pretty sure that highly engineered crumple zone worked exactly like the FEA models said it would.

Looks like someone went forward in time with their instamatic 110 camera and took these pictures. They have been sitting around for 40 years and someone just scanned them yesterday.

That picture looks exactly like my dad's 1991. When he first got it, he told me that he thought it would be faster. I was surprised, since I had driven one a few years earlier and was pretty impressed with how hard it pulled for something with a warranty. By far, the fastest stockish car I had driven in the 90's. …

I am in tears. That is a genius way of fucking with that demented creature. You can tell that it can't comprehend what it is up against with that bag.

Dang, I am reading through the ad thinking "that is pretty good for a rolling chassis...I can have that running down the track in the low 8's for $20k" when I realize that this might be turnkey. The wording is ambiguous, but the pictures clearly show the engine. It's a good enough deal without the engine and trans. …

The reason I say valve float is because it initially wound to a little higher RPM right at the beginning, then kind of flattened out and started popping. That flattening power sound is from valves beginning to float. Severe valve float will pop like that. The popping could also be a rev limiter, though I think it…

It popped off. Can't expect it to not pop off when you are floating the valves like that. There was a lot of combustion in the manifold.

It was funny when we were there a couple of years ago with a group. I was standing below it trying to calibrate my camera and one of the other dads came up to talk to me. When I started taking pictures of it, he exclaimed "Whoa, I didn't see that plane up there!" Looks like a ceiling.

On one hand, this isn't a video of him watching porn on his Chromebook...