Wife hears me talking to my oldest kid at breakfast about the slightly delayed release of Android Lollipop. Curious about the name, she starts in with the questions. These are the exact wordings of some of the questions:

Hot enough to slide right on, but not so hot that it burns through a glove. This may or may not be a wife-approved method of installing a timing chain sprocket.

Seems like such a small event, but rolling the car off the trailer into the garage is a BIG step in my life.

Clearly, Netflix is trying to get me to play their version of the old Kevin Bacon game. Probably something like his nephew's dog's groomer's cousin had a friend that saw the play while traveling to see the premier of the Senna movie.

Well, besides the obvious things that could be wrong, that is. Why is this video not available to the Most (self-)Important Country and where do I have to move to in order to view it? From here.

Yay for being all lawyerish on the lawyers during my summons yesterday. They didn't like a couple of the answers on my questionnaire and it only got worse (for them) when we discussed them for clarification. I felt both proud and a little bit icky at the same time. A lot like swamp buggy racing.

That's a lot of unrendered apostraphe's

Having only lived in America, I kind of believe in our judicial process for the most part. It's possible that there are societies that have processes that have advantages over ours, but I haven't studied them. I have seen evidence in our trustworthy and unbiased media of societies that have systems far worse than…

Any chance someone spotted this thing yesterday? White, over the cab on a car hauler headed westbound. In the roughly 3-4 seconds I had to spot it, I couldn't positively identify it. The moment I first noticed it, I was thinking "Why is there a Countach on the front of an open car hauler?" but during the next two…

Another little nugged that jumped out at me during the flurry of terrible imagery from this weekend's motorcycle madness is that Range Rover apparently uses laminated glass in the side windows (highlight not mine as this image is from a new article that was pointing out the unfortunate wife and child):

As a sportbike rider, this whole attack debacle doesn't sit all that well with me. I see a bunch of rabid dogs dressed up as humans and senselessly attacking an innocent public. Even more fascinating, is the idea that someone who acts this badly would feel the need to document it and upload it to YouTube so that it…

Asshat #1: http://nypost.com/2013/10/01/cop…

My wife's newish Tahoe might be due for a GPS system update. This morning whilc plotting a route to get the cat's nuts cut off, it game me multiple routes. A fastest:

Can't see all that well, but it's a Pinto with a big block Chevy. We had it for sale for about a year and found it was impossible to sell. Chevy guys didn't want it because it wasn't a Chevy. Ford guys wanted it (ran mid-9's) until they found out it had a Chevy. Rather than sell it, I decided to flip it end over…

My favorite workday of the year is when the PVGP cars parade across the bridge a block away and get parked all over town. I feel an extended lunch coming on while I verify whether this is really Mosport Green:

Changed the oil in my wife's Tahoe and this little treasure shows up when I drain the drain pan:

After spending way too much time considering my options for my Father's Day Gift, it turns out that Xtreme Xperience only brings four cars to each event. They are bringing the F430, Gallardo, R8 and 911 Turbo to Pittsburgh, so that makes my choice MUCH simpler. I had planned to drive the F430 and SLS. Now, it's…