“Doctors at the clinic have reportedly not yet defined the specific bacteria that ravaged Martín’s system”

Just like Markakis, this article is productive and boring.

Everyone except you and your seven stars. 

Great stuff, Dave. 

He was just looking for the magnum condom he dropped.

Herr’s has perfected the salt & vinegar chip. Go online if they don’t sell these up north. I promise you, it's worth it. 

Better than living in Philly, which is worse than  prison sex.

Good stuff, Barry. 

You’re putting me in a position to feel bad for a team from New York and I don’t like it one bit.

His friends called him Grimey. 

Victorino may be signing a contract soon! 

Haha.

Luckily I will die alone. 

My team is in first place and I have yet to watch a game. 

And it’s so goddamn easy to draft a great quarterback.

Thanks for this. I couldnt find the alleged bribery in this post.

Thankfully, the veterans have top notch free healthcare and the VA hospitals don't need any more money.  Minus well spend millions of dollars to fly planes over stadiums.

Heres a guy who got hits with two teams on the same day.

Way to go, fuck face. 

He’s been spending way too much time with the President.