Is this preferable than installing and enabling spellcheck? 

Movie theater concession stand serving competition is also a thing. Half-filled cups of soda and half-filled bags of popcorn with butter flavoring converjng the outside of the bag was crowned the winner because it was served the quickest. 

Smashmouth. 

90% of the country hates the Yankees. Don't blame Drew. 

John Lowenstein would be a terrific replacement. 

Instead, he took the Trump route. 

69%

Yep! Probably 65/35 pre-flop off the top of my head. 

“I am so speechless right now.”

I AM KING OF THE WORLD. BRING ME YOUR FINEST MEATS AND CHEESES. - Craig Kilborn. 

Raise your hand if you went to bbref to confirm it was actually THAT Oliver Perez. 

Philly refused to send in their best hitter and Callaway is the fuckup?

HERE COMES THE JUUUUDGE. 

Because Kaplar’s an idiot. 

Bill O’Reilly starts off every sentence with “some people say...” before blaming Obama on everything. 

I am very sorry you had to write a thousand words on the Nationals. Is there a worse team name in sports? 

Until your kid is forever texting you during date night then you shut off your phone and your kid is bawling his eyes out because he thinks you’re dead. Good God, this seems awful

Make that a double for Penn State. 

He cant see his dick. Therefore, it's impossible. 

Ozuna is so bad that Pham has to overcompensate on every fly ball.