Thankfully, the veterans have top notch free healthcare and the VA hospitals don't need any more money.  Minus well spend millions of dollars to fly planes over stadiums.

Heres a guy who got hits with two teams on the same day.

Way to go, fuck face. 

He’s been spending way too much time with the President.

Is this preferable than installing and enabling spellcheck? 

Movie theater concession stand serving competition is also a thing. Half-filled cups of soda and half-filled bags of popcorn with butter flavoring converjng the outside of the bag was crowned the winner because it was served the quickest. 

Smashmouth. 

90% of the country hates the Yankees. Don't blame Drew. 

John Lowenstein would be a terrific replacement. 

Instead, he took the Trump route. 

69%

Yep! Probably 65/35 pre-flop off the top of my head. 

“I am so speechless right now.”

I AM KING OF THE WORLD. BRING ME YOUR FINEST MEATS AND CHEESES. - Craig Kilborn. 

Raise your hand if you went to bbref to confirm it was actually THAT Oliver Perez. 

Philly refused to send in their best hitter and Callaway is the fuckup?

HERE COMES THE JUUUUDGE. 

Because Kaplar’s an idiot. 

Bill O’Reilly starts off every sentence with “some people say...” before blaming Obama on everything. 

I am very sorry you had to write a thousand words on the Nationals. Is there a worse team name in sports?