Until your kid is forever texting you during date night then you shut off your phone and your kid is bawling his eyes out because he thinks you’re dead. Good God, this seems awful

Make that a double for Penn State. 

He cant see his dick. Therefore, it's impossible. 

Ozuna is so bad that Pham has to overcompensate on every fly ball. 

I had to double check your info. Sucks for Mussina he got no rings. His career was bookended by the last two Yankee titles.

Rest in Pees.

Is Title 9 actual law enforcement? I don’t get how they can do investigations and hand down punishments and the police are not involved.

Please do not do that. The brick wall will prevail.

I fucked a girl who fucked a Cup winner. By the transitive property...

It was pretty dramatic when Rusty told Danny that he’s out of the heist. It was a good twist.

“On another note, Aaron Judge had three RsBI last night.”

I mean, i get it. He’s not wrong. But he’s an asshole for it.

Overpowering.

Marilyn James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

PARDON ME.

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Something funny happens when. I hit the pending button. I still liked your joke.

You win steak.

Great stuff.

Who’s the prick in this story?