Cue the shrimp.

This kid loves the slop.

No shit.

Why go to Atlantic City when you can visit Sugar House Casino in the lovely confines of Port Richmond?

This is called edging.

I didn’t know Dickie Thon played basketball.

It’s about time to free Darko.

It’s getting maple syrupy up in here.

That’s just JMV playing the upright bass for a guy with an eyepatch.

Lol.

When I think of the Cubs, Sox or Dodgers, I immediately picture their ballparks. So much history and so beautiful. The teams would love nothing more than to build new parks and make billions. But the teams would lose all their charm and the fans would riot.

I’m not even reading this horseshit. Enjoy your clicks.

Otherwise, it may have resulted in some prison sex.

Michael Leighton hasnt made 98 saves in the past 8 years.

Jesus Christ, enough already. No one cares. Enjoy the process without Deadspin’s approval.

DC in two.

You guys shove this stuff onto Deadspin, yet don’t give a layman explanation of what happened.

On what point?

Toss in a pinch of civil unrest and you can have a goose egg.

Everybody hurts.