Taking down the jets was an inside job.

Diabolical.

The Cavs wanted this guy at the deadline last season. Not sure why it didn’t happen.

This guy’s history is fun. Fuck the Sixers, Raptors, Michael bennett, the Pats, Popovich(!)

I’m in a union. The worst employee who commits to most awful infraction, aside from stealing and putting their hands on management, will be defended.

Shut up, Gabe.

Are you the big brother of Dave Steib?

That’s not strictly an 80's thing. Chandler Bing continued using humor as a defense mechanism into the Newmenium.

“Unique vision.”

Is this your first time here? All authors across Gizmodo toss in personal anecdotes in their posts.

Perhaps they have info on me that says I like rap music because EVERY GOD DAMN AD IS FOR RAP MUSIC. I keep flagging it and they keep on sending it to me.

If anything, it was to stop his players from jacking up off-balanced, contested threes with 20 seconds left on the shot clock. God damn that made me so mad.

Norman Fell begs to differ.

Dale Hunter got 21 games for fucking up Pierre Turgeon back in the 90's. The Wilson hit seems more severe.

This is a good mucking comment.

Drake think he’s Spike Lee.

Are you really drowning in debtnif you can pay off 70 grand in four years? That’s pretty damn good.

I received mine in five days. Even after speaking to a rep because they somehow had a bad address.

I received mine in five days. Even after speaking to a rep because they somehow had a bad address.

God as my witness...

Bath towels are good for three showers, tops. My best female friend assures me she can tell when a dude uses towels for weeks at a time without a wash.