Even if he’s a liberal purposely sabotaging the GOP, he’s still fucking evil for riling up the 25 to 40 percent of hardcore racists in this country. People are getting hurt because of this pus filled sack of shit’s rhetoric.

Ina Garten is what I imagine as Cinderella’s fairy godmother.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

You’re right. I read the story, I tried to make a joke about it even though I knew fully well that no one told him the cookie dough was right there. What I didn’t understand at the time is just how serious and abusive scientology is, so I was kind of like “WTF why didn’t they just say it was right there. Why is this a…

That’s exactly the kind of mundane situation that quickly becomes absolutely terrifying if you’re dealing with an abuser.

Let’s be fair Pittsburgh is a commonwealth of Ohio, Philadelphia is basically New Jersey without a beach, the rest of the state consists of small pockets of liberal progressives fortifying our cities against the conservative hordes drooling whilst cleaning their assault rifles praying for a zombie apocalypse.

you’re all so weird and I love you

Condoms, Rose, condoms!

Bizarrely he is denying the rights of others to medicine when he is also clearly the most worthy subject for human experimentation or culling that I have seen since Justin Bieber.

Right now most people think they were idiots, but a sizeable percentage think it was justified. If they give in they lose most of that second group, but don’t gain much from the first.

MARY TYLER FREAKIN’ MOORE.

There’s nothing wrong with being Lesbian! Wasn’t Danny Thomas one?

I know I should feel good about better representation of transgenders in mass media but this rings so hollow. Glossed over catty ‘reality’ tv does nothing to further acceptance, if anything it will serve to further stigmatize existing stereotypes. This is cashing in on a trend, not societal upheavel of accepted…

Very, VERY similar sound.

I’m going to make this really simple for her. I work for the government in her neighboring state of West Virginia. When I was hired for this position, I had to sign a dozen or so pieces of paper that regulate my conduct while I’m acting as a state official. For instance: I can’t have a political bumper sticker on my…

It would be great if Christians stopped confusing their own liberty and the liberty of other people. No one cares if you’re offended, Christians.

I’m a guy, and (among other things) I like breasts. Those are not breasts. They make me feel pity and sadness that a young woman would do that to herself. I’m sure she was lovely without any cosmetic surgery at all.

ONJ, the Xanadu soundtrack and her goddamn rollerskates are the primary reason I'm a lesbian.