My grandpa found a high school class ring in a restaurant parking lot back in the 80s. He played guitar and sang in Mexican restaurants for a living and he was playing at this place pretty regularly at the time. But the owner was a jerk who my grandpa knew would just pawn it, so instead he held onto it and checked in…

(For the dildo shaped controllers)

Dr. Cox: “Look... First of all, it’s not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again.”

To use a classic, I’m not here to make friends.

I mean how do those people even know the inanities of her life???

They take up less space? I have a teeny tiny linen cabinet and a giant 20” queen size mattress, so my sheets are huge. Balling them up takes up way more space that folding them.

Spoiler-he could see love better than any of us. Let's set it at christmas.

God kills an infant to teach the parents a lesson, which is that they should love God more. The God who just killed their baby.

I’m retired, and got nothing better to do. I will move there and work 12 hrs a day. Let me know. Just open near a KOA so I don’t have to buy a house.

Makes you thound like you have a lithp.

I hear Eddie vedder singing it

Hot Take: Ethan Theroux is a terrible name because of the repeating th-sound. Try saying it fast!!

it’s going to burn a lot of gas to get there, but i would like a double helping of sin, please

I want to use “cock and mind” all the time now. “Sorry, I’ve changed my cock and mind.” “Are you out of your freaking cock and mind?” It’s a good decision.

You could probably get your seed money on Kickstarter.

idk i like hiking

How much will gas be? Also will you stock lots of different types of condoms not just three sizes? What about tacos? Will there be tacos? Please let ther be tacos.

I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.