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I've been using this one all day

Whatever Hamdy, Hamdy.

Oh well, Khosara sara.

Well, that, or “Woman Sentenced to Life in Prison for Murder.” Police and prosecutors love to pretend they never go after domestic violence victims who act in self defense almost as much as they love to go after domestic violence victims who act in self defense.

“Officer Ape Skull” made me laugh. But I feel guilty for doing so because none of this shit is even remotely funny.

Any compensation, from minimum wage to college credit is obviously what should be happening, and the more of these lawsuits mean (hopefully) that is what WILL be happening. But yes, as with any job, working from the bottom is sometimes awful. If it’s illegal, then absolutely file suit.

what’s wrong w doing heroin, man

I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit

Fred and I were close, but in a funny way because we barely knew each other

I loved Olivia Newton John when I was little. LOVED. I had her double LP greatest hits, and Grease and Xanadu were my jam. I can't count the number of times baby me watched that movie- in pretty sure we taped it off of HBO. My dad had one of those giant first VCRs. This movie is the tits. Fact.

It works for Rachel Dolezal!

I have a good friend of mine that worked at Sea World for years as a marine mammal trainer. She mainly worked the sea lions, though a bunch with dolphins and rarely with whales. She left because she said their only focus was $$$ and it made it hard to be a trainer there. She hates Sea World and even she talks about

YEP he says exactly that. SeaWorld spouts that some 25% collapse in the wild, but that is apparently a made-up stat.

That was my first thought as well! Does this make the ex he punched Frasier?

We know how well the last court case went :/

I don’t ever think kids should be used to manipulate either parent but Fuuuuuuckkk Yooouuuuu for wanting a fucking trophy for being a father. It’s 2015, there is no element of surprise anymore that sex can lead to babies. Moron.