Yeah, barring bad stuff to kids, I think leaving Scientology could only improve most peoples’ impressions of Tom Cruise at this point. Scientology leaking that Tom did butt stuff to get his part in Legend = me paying to see a Tom Cruise movie for the first time since Magnolia.

At least back then he was being paid and filmed to act like a socially maladjusted idiot. Now he’s giving it away for free.

Watching Going Clear started to give me an indication of why and how it sucks people in. When you start off in Scientology, it seems very self-helpy and quite rational. In fact, the introductory materials go so far as to say “This is a philosophy. If you like what you read, great, if you don’t, that’s fine too” (I’m…

BANNED.

Funny thing is, I can’t imagine anything that they could release that would really be that bad. Have gay thoughts? Big deal. Hit your wife? Terrible, but prevalent in America. Sexual thoughts about one of your children? Again, people are out there defending Woody Allen. There, I just went to the darkest place you…

LIES

so i know how closely our DNA resembles primates but it legit freaks me out how much the faces/expressions they make look like human faces/expressions

Exactly, we’re talking about a motherfucker who went into a black owned restaurant and he was shocked, truly shocked, that everyone was on their best behavior and the service was good.

Well exactly. He views himself as superior. My father is his biggest fan. My father was nice enough to pay for my education, but probably regrets it daily when I challenge every brainwashed piece of information that comes out of his mouth via Fox News.

Well, look at that. My very first rage stroke.

honestly I envy you, my parents weren’t really big on the sweets either but I developed that on my own and now sweets are my kryptonite, i am pretty sure that soon all my sweet tastebuds will just give up and say “we can take no more”

• Onto a different Taylor, here’s Taylor Kitsch talking about being naked on True Detective. [People]

Oh Yoko....that sounds like One Of Jaden Smith’s Tweets

Yeah, it sounds pretty intimidating, but it has worked for my mom, two sisters, and me. I know doctors and gynos recommend it. Read what Blanket said to me, about it restoring the Ph balance!

NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

EVEN MORE SHAME. BARF.

I know this is the just the lady parts thread but can we talk about Rick Springfield because RICK SPRINGFIELD IS THE CREEPY PSYCHOLOGIST! RICK SPRINGFIEEEEELLLLLLD!

I got into a fight w some dude bro last night who was talking about how fucking ugly she was and how he would never fuck her which 1. nobody cares about your stupid boner and 2. you’re objectively wrong and also an idiot

Full disclosure for people who did not see the post before the correction: I wrote, “I support feminism, mostly by adding body image issues” instead of “I support feminism, mostly by having body image issues.”