Pssst, old people are short.
FinchFace
finchlynch
what kind of witchcraft has allowed JLD to remain the same age for the past 20 years
F Susan. You just keep licking those envelopes.
Damn. He should start a business writing celebrity apologies, that was amazing.
You’re history’s greatest monster.
Thursday Update: Authorities have now identified the suspect publicly but declined to comment on legal matters he may have previously been involved in.
I did not know this; thank you for the information!
oh god do it tho
Just tell them they’re not that attractive and you don’t know who let them talk. Maybe if they were hotter you would listen to their opinions.
Ask any emergency room nurse - they will tell you how crazy it gets during a full moon.
Did you see End of Watch? This fella’s damn good at improv too - the entire movie is improvised! and Prisoners, jesus christ. Crazy good actor.
He strikes me as a glory hole enthusiast. It’s discreet, it’s awesome, and most importantly, when god sees you doing it, he just thinks you’re facing the wall for a really long time.
Involves him just lying there and providing +2 sexual damage.
Probably ends with a pinch instead of a swirl.
You’re my hero ^_^
Hardhome did happen in the books. It’s just that Jon sent the Brothers from Eastwatch there rather than going himself. The attack happened off page, but that does not make it unimportant. In the books, the most important things often happen behind the scenes. In TV, you have to show, not tell.
Tracy Morgan is going to get everybody pregnant.