*Raises hand. Raises filthy, filthy hand.

Nuhuh. My dad wears a suit, and underneath that is another suit and another and another. The most casual layer is grilling shorts and a mesh tank top.

That’s

But of course, the ending is all too real.

Then that is ALSO not a selfie!

and I’m gonna post some favorite pizza gifs too

What about all the men who don’t stab women? Why don’t we ever hear about that?

She shoulda been flattered!

I mean this I soooo not a problem they’re just expressing interest.

snooooooooooooobs

I dunno. I get high sometimes and I’m pretty sure it’s never made me a rape apologist.

I upgraded to a sex bassoon.

Odds of a gimp suit being stored in the basement of that house gotta be close to 100%

Also an anagram of Itchier knob

I just wanted to stop by and point out that Robin Thicke can be spoonerized to Throbbin Ick. Carry on, my friends.

:O