I’m going straight to hell for laughing at it every time it starts again.

Terabyte drives are cheaper than blue jeans these days. anyone that could hack into your cameras or your storage account would learn the layout of your house and your patterns immediately. The reverse is that if something happened in your home (crime/assault/something an insurance company would need evidence) and…

The metal community has always been very inclusive. Proud to be metal, and happy these people had a chance to thrash the night away.

Sure, but would your ghost be partying with the original Anakin/Vader spirit, or with the Young Anakin spirit from the remasters?

Didn’t Sean Young superglue his wiener to his stomach because he cheated on her? That was the rumor a billion years ago.

I will do what I can! Might be today, or monday, but i’ll do it.

I’ll do it, for free. Post a pic if you want.

I can make him fat and bald for you. I know photoshop.

I really want to like Fallon, but not everything is hysterical, Jimmy. Study Carson. Have some dry replies, not forced cackling. Tone it waaaaaay back.

I go to 24 hour fitness. They use a fingerprint reader. I never even received any kind of card. Super handy. Maybe her fancy gym needs to up its game.

Key parties really need to make a comeback. That, and shag carpet.

I was absolutely just about to post this exact same question.

I like smile wrinkles/creases on women. I’m sure plenty of other guys do too. I kind of equate them with freckles. Some people like freckles, some do not.

Rad is “addicted” to Tinder but come on, he is not a playboy! “I do not condone penis pictures — that is just NOT who I am,” he informs his interviewer.

I’d always heard it was about either James Taylor or Mick Jagger.

If you can’t have classy penetration, what’s the point of anything?

The gym! Was crushed from a break up years ago. Took me months to get over, but I went to the gym during that period. By the time i was ready to start dating again, i looked and felt (mentally and physically) better than I had in years. The best revenge is to look way fucking better than the other person the next time…

is it that he’s a dried-out, cracking butt plug filled with cigarette butts, cocaine, and entitlement?

Number one in the “sickest burns” of all time.