I feel your pain. I downloaded Halo 5 because I didn’t want to have to make a trip to the store. Took 19 hours to download. Picked up the Fallout 4 disc version yesterday. Installed in 20 minutes. No more digital DLs for me if I can avoid it.

Did you hear the episode where they asked the stripper to do math? Classic.

Rita Ora

A++

I would like to know where his thought train kept rolling to. Im guessing somewhere along the lines of “Well, Jesus came back to life after he died, so why do you need Health Care? Just resurrect, then go beg for your job at Wal-Mart back. Tell them you have a sick note.....from God”

I’m a huge fan of people doing whatever makes them happy with their money. If they want to pay $200 to watch someone lipsync, that’s their business.

I see him more as French David Arquette.

They could add “Hot Jeopardy Guy” to mix things up.

Does no one use Wizard Sleeve anymore?

I laughed at that Bob Dylan shade.

All I know is every woman I follow on social media lost their shit over Cary Fukunaga and his man bun 18 months ago. Then, I saw men racing to grow their hair out. Now that their hair is man-bun length, it’s passe and lame and whatever and Im certain some man-bunned dude is gonna read this and be all butthurt by it.

C’mon! Hug the clown.

I saw some “created to enrage” listicle of best Bond songs, and they had “View to a Kill’ (the best Bond song - i’ll fight anyone, even Shirley Bassey herself) listed at 17 out of 24.

“Anna ‘Melan’: She talks like a Lesbian...or a Feminist on the Internet, and she’ll do the same for you in the halls of government, whether they’re fucking capitalized, or not.” - BAM! Your campaign slogan if you ever run for office.

I gave up casual sex because of this. The first few times im with a woman, i usually won’t orgasm ( I perform fine, just no finish). I need a base level of trust, and to know the person a bit better.

Really quite tragic that Henry Winkler has been in the Friendzone his whole fucking life. The man is human and he needs to be loved...just like everybody else does.

This (awesome) post really shows the importance of how to frame an argument. ‘Abortion is legal’ is my new goto. thanks for sharing this.

After watching the Cathouse series, you can takeaway that (he is gross and) he’s so used to being in a position of power inside his insulated world, that he probably thinks his “charm” and “persuasion” translates to women outside his brothel. He’s still a pimp, and i’ve never seen a pimp that didn’t have a high…

I had the roll-ups as well, but im certain the roll-ups in my day were probably a bit healthier.

Did you have like cookies and desserts and whatnot in your house growing up? I was allowed the cereal, but we never had any of the other stuff (except for the very occasional half gallon of ice cream).