I really like that hair color / style on her.

I love almonds and eat those as well, but I can’t be trusted to always buy the raw kind and end up with lightly salted or the jalapeno seasoned ones, and both have the vital nutrients roasted the hell out of them. Or maybe they don’t. Maybe roasting doesn’t deplete nutrients. I’m not an almond scientist, just hedging…

INT. NSA HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT

The Chris Brown / Rita Ora track sounds like something you’d hear in a dentist’s waiting room, in 1989.

Our tour will be commended as “highly vaginal”.

I have started eating (plain/raw) walnuts because they are high in omega-3s, but they are boring as hell after 2 and a chore after 6-7.

“Wait. This Horse Semen has booze in it? I can’t drink that!”

Not sure we’ll see men drinking this.

What the eff is with that cover of “Thank You for Being a Friend”? I thought it was Wesley Willis singing it for the first few bars.

Wow. That’s from 8 years ago. And the author was named Slut Machine?! Hopefully they’re trying to break into Hollywood. I would love to be at the movies, and during the opening credits, see “Screenplay by Slut Machine”.

Aw. Now I’m want to start a shoegaze band called Average Vagina.

maybe he can put it in that tiny baby arianna grande

I know, it’s only joaq and roll, but i like it...

What a dildo of a human. I’m certain it plays a part in certain neighborhoods surrounding, but in Los Angeles actual, that shit is rare. I’ve never seen on-the-streets racism or homophobia in my 7 years here. Also, people with issues like this need to get the fuck out/stay the fuck out of L.A. We all think you suck,…

I have a condition similar to RA, that “activated” several years ago. It is incredibly painful, and all the pain day after day starts to take its toll. It made me depressed and I stopped dating all together. I gained weight, never left the apartment. Then I finally got bored, got disgusted with myself, and have been…

Remind me to never accept drugs from you.

(But apparently pit hair is getting super fucking trendy, so maybe the general public will stop being weirdos about it.)

New Boot Goofin.

Damn. Beat me to it. Although everyone shines on that show, Jared and Jian Yang rule my world.