New Boot Goofin.

Damn. Beat me to it. Although everyone shines on that show, Jared and Jian Yang rule my world.

Looks like David Arquette.

are you click-baiting my face?

Sick of the fascist, religious-based sewage that pours out of this man’s mouth. I’m going to just make my own Mike Huckabee headlines from now on.

Maybe it’s to make Don Lemon look like a sentient foot fungus, which by comparison, would likely be more attractive.

I refuse to make fun of people’s looks, even if they are awful people, like this dude here, with splotchy foreskin covering his face. It’s why he’s pro-life. He needs babies to keep being born, because he has to replace his foreskin face every month, hence the blotching. It never quite heals before it’s time to change…

SHHHHH! Don’t say toxins out lou-shit. he’s here.

If this is true (it is the Daily Mail) then i’d have to think that nothing says “im a competitive, dick-measuring capitalist” more than an IMAX theater in your home.

I saw that and laughed, because i’m guessing that it has to do with the non-editorials making an editorial call the other day, advertiser concerns, etc. BTW, does it have a -gate tag at all? Gate is pretty stale at this point. My pitch for the name of this donnybrook is Con De Nasty

For my wife, the choice between honoring our vows and fulfilling her desires was a false choice, another trap

I’m sorry, but is this because a woman slept with 2 men in the course of this show (my guess from glancing at these weekly updates).

Batman vs. Chicken Cow will be Affleck’s stand alone movie. Final battle will take place at Rock-n-Roll McDonalds.

Don’t forget about Accidental Racist. I know I never will.

Oh wow, I didn’t know that. Kabbalah Monster took the wrong guy.

That would be very difficult. Lots of police patrol Hollywood on foot, tons of security cameras, witnesses. And I’m certain they would just replace it. And im fairly certain that it would even harder after it was defaced back in December.

That is actually in Poland, not Hollywood.

THAT seems like the correct time to freak out about it.

Someone will probably kill me for this (worth it): Sarah Jessica Barker.