Because I have an IQ greater than the sum of my fingers and toes (and honest to gosh not because I fantasize about killing anyone). I’ve already thought of 3-6 better ways to execute this plan.

Makes me glad I’m the kind of person that catches mice in my apartment and releases them in the attached barn, knowing they’ll…

The press should give up on “A Florida man was arrested...” and just go with “Florida Man was arrested...” It’s really kind of a Borg at this point.

That’s a Florida 32.

oh gosh, now I think he does look like Charles. Those ears. lol

No question they are grandfather and grandson (1). Harry has more of a scoop to his nose, though (2). Some eyebrow arching like dad (3).  And first glance, who’s that? (4)

She is WHAT. I knew this but I didn’t know this. I feel as though I’ve time-warped twenty years.  

Mehhhhh....other than the hair color, I don’t see it. Harry’s face shape is definitely Philip, the cheekbones, rectangular face....

I am pretty sure they just use the name Windsor? Mountbatten-Windsor is used by descendants without royal titles and sometimes when they have to use a last name. Their real last name (prior to Windsor) was Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, but this was changed during WW1 as it’s very, very German.

That’s such a dated fashion rule! Come on!

Charles does look like Phillip though. The recent portrait of Philip really highlighted the similarities. Charles never looked like young Philip, Charles was born with an old face.

I’m just happy that Meghan seems to be able to wear whatever the hell she wants. Seemed like Kate had to go through a LONNNNGGG period of Sensible Beige Block Heels and conservative weighted hems. Meghan up there is just like “Nope I’m wearing the dress with the sassy sheer top, it’s better”.

She always looks smart, though. 1950s/60s smart, but it works for her.

Meghan looks so happy. I hope they don’t ruin her life.

Oh well look at Mr. Fancy pants with a triple-digit bank balance. Can I refill your brandy snifter you HIGHNESS???

The older Ginger Prince gets the more and more he looks like...Philip. Which (genetics aside) is odd because Charles looks nothing like Philip (not even touching those unfounded paternity rumors). I always suspected this played a tiny role in the Ging being one of the Queen’s favorites. He looks the most like her…

On literally anyone else sheer is The Actual Worst but I have to admit here it feels like a tiny little finger to all the a-holes saying she isn’t princess-like etc and I am loving it.

No actual hate whatsoever for the two of them, they look gorgeous and in love.

Ugh, no, the last thing we need is another Boring Kate. She dresses so fucking mumsy. That said, I’m not a fan of that dress either but for the most part she’s got pretty good style.

Black and blue look amazing together (when done right) and stopped being verboten around the same time the old ladies who insisted on matching their shoes and purses kicked the bucket, and along with them those outdated rules.

Oh GROSS they look so in love and happy, ugh. Yuuuuuck.