Heh... reminds me of a joke.

Definite nose job. She had a boob job too. And she had a new chin put in because she essentially didn’t have one before - I guess she takes after her father in that respect. Is it wrong that I hope her children come out with her old face?

I went to a Vandals show after telling my mom I was sleeping over a friend’s house and we took a train from LA to Anaheim where I crowsurfed and flipped off the guitarist for the band when we made eye contact and he just laughed. Fuck you Ivanka.

“No one even asked her” is Ivanka Trump’s entire life story in one sentence. God I hate her. I don’t know who I want to see in jail more; her or her asshole father.

That picture is creepy af! Why are his fingers inside her sleeve like that?!

NO ONE EVEN ASKED HER. Nobody cares about Ivanka Dump’s rebellious phase except maybe the IRS and current AG of New York State. She just what? Ran up to a reporter and blurted this out because...?

Pretty sure even I was wearing ripped jeans and flannel back then, and I was an infant

She’s about as punk as Avril Lavigne.

That’s barely grunge. I wore ripped jeans and flannel shirts and I was nowhere near grunge. Every time she tries to make herself seem smart or “cool,” I honestly just think she must be the most boring person alive. Can you imagine having to have a conversation with her?

It’s hilarious that she’s led such a sheltered and pampered life that she can’t even conjure up a believable lie about an afternoon of preteen quasi-defiance.

She meant back to a nice bottle-blond. Just like daddy likes.

No, she misspoke. What she meant to say was that she wore those clothes during her Hobo phase, when she rode the rails and carried her possessions in a bindle, just like the rest of us.

Grunge was still not punk. Lots of crossover for fans I’m sure, but Grunge is a thing completely separate from punk rock. Anyone who would use the two interchangeably is an idiot. It’s like saying “I was really into the reggae scene for a while. I was obsessed Sublime as a kid.”

At most, preteen Ivanka colored a strip of her hair with blue marker and mommy freaked out. That I might buy.

flannel and ripped corduroy =/= “punk”

It’s like that time Ashlee Simpson dyed her hair brown. So alternative!

Me too. Isn’t that just for poor people? I’m pretty sure I would remember when I was accidentally cool.

As someone with a mohawk and tattoos: We punks respectfully refuse your application to join our club.

“ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts”=/= punk