I think her entire day is one big “I’m trying too hard.” Girl, take a rest!

The boots scream “I’m trying too hard” to me. I love them, but they are SO not her.

We should probably be more jealous of her hair stylist than her hair. Those are extensions, not nature, that we’re covering! I remember it coming up several times in her Gossip Girl days that she refused to be photographed until all of her extensions were in.

There are a couple of people that I’m puzzled about why they’re considered fashionable or fashion icons. Gwyneth Paltrow and Amal Clooney come to mind. Blake Lively is another one of those people. She wore pretty much what looked like a bathrobe to a state dinner at the White House:

My favorite is the Big Bird outfit. That’s how sad I find it all.

She has excellent hair extensions.

I’m more impressed with the fact that she changed nail polish some point throughout the day.

Green Room was FUCKED UP. I have a pretty strong constitution, both because of my job and because of a lifelong love of horror books/movies, but the arm scene made me scream in horror and my boyfriend started groaning “oh god, no, no, Jesus effing Christ, no”. (God only knows what the neighbors thought was going on.)…

Is this a desperate cry for help by someone who is unsure of their identity? Blake, do you know who you are? Do you look in the mirror and recognize the person looking back at you? Which of the outfits belongs to the person in the mirror?

IIRC, Blake doesn’t have a stylist. Writers always mention it in their articles about her, that it’s sooooo amazing that she puts this amaaaaze outfits together without help.

And here I am struggling to change into a second shirt because I don’t want to do laundry sooner.

Blake, it’s time to get a stylist. I know you think you know what’s what, but I’m telling you, it’s time to hire a professional. I mean, we all have teeth but I’m not about to do my own dental work, ya dig?

I don’t really like horror movies but Mr. Pie LOVES them so I’ve seen quite a few. I actually loved the Descent though, I saw that one when it premiered at Sundance and found it fantastic.

No. This looks like something Paris and Nicole would wear if they were attending a premiere of their reality show in 2002.

The original Blair Witch should get credit for being so prescient of future trends in DIY horror and viral marketing (missing people flyers outside the Angelika Theatre and fake web sites.) Had you made it five years later it would have been a Youtube film project.

I loved the ending. I remember seeing it in a packed…

This is from last year, but Lindy West nails it again:

Gross Gross Gross Gross Grossssss gahhhh that Jennifer Lawerence story is so disturbing GAHH I HATE IT ALL

America’s a great place to die in childbirth.

Better...by what metric? Not by literacy rates, infant morality rates, ability to get healthcare, income inequality, murder rates, sexual education, support/time off for new mothers, etc. So how is it the best country in the world, exactly?

What really bothers me about this “patriotism” is how it’s compartmentalized as needed. “Patriotism has nothing to do with racism, etc. It’s about loving your country.” But from one instant to the next, it’s used to rub peoples noses in it by waving it with greater visibility and numbers to “support” racist subjects;…