Apparently, it’s called “The Prune.” No, I’m not making this up:

Normally, I wear Coco Madamoiselle, but every so often, Nirvana Black creeps into the rotation.

Agreed. They don’t owe these people shit. And I think it’s hilarious how salty everyone involved is over their refusal to entertain the idea of returning.

I agree! They didn’t make the choice to join the show when they were kids, and while a lot of people seem to cast them as “ungrateful,” they’ve clearly gone through a lot of issues related to being immensely successful child stars. I loved them growing up and would - let’s be real - rewatch almost any of their movies,…

I’m not into their clothes, but I LOVE their fragrance line. Nirvana black has been one of my go-tos for a while and I recently felt in love with their newest fragrance Nirvana Amethyst.

For these people to even expect them to return seems kinda gross to me. They were really begging these two to come back to a job they were probably forced into doing as toddlers out of some kind of obligation?

Good. It’s not as if they ever had a choice to be on the original, and they seem to be doing relatively well with their fashion line (confession: I have a few E&J pieces and they’ve held up very well over the years).

If there’s one thing the photo above screams, it’s: “identical twins!” Let’s bring Michelle back and have the two alternate in the role just like old times.

Could the Olsen twins have been far ahead of us in their quest for mastery of a Baba Yaga aesthetic?

Mary-Kate and Ashley often end up looking like snobs and ingrates when these stories come to light, but—

They smoke A LOT.

There is no angle that could make me think that Scott Dicksick dating a 19 year old who hangs with his teenage ex-step-sisters is anything less that fucking sick and disgusting.

Well, if it makes you feel better, I’ll bet the dog has already posted a story to DMZ headlined “Linda crushes coffee prep while rocking a hot new fall look”

It takes a lot of their time and energy AND a lot of other people’s time and energy. I feel like every pristine woman you see is really the work of like four women behind the scenes to make them look like that. Makeup, hair, trainer, stylist, you name it. And probably at least one personal assistant too, to do all…

It feels like a “congratulations for spending five minutes together as a couple to get the media and celebrity news cycle to pay attention while you pretend to be in love and kiss too much making people uncomfortable” dessert.

Canoodling is the word I use when asking students to stop snogging in the library where I work. As they’re totally unfamiliar with the word, it sparks a conversation and after a minute’s talk with me, they don’t feel quite so compelled to suck face anymore. I do that to people...

I don’t mind/care about kardashians much but they do make me wonder what it’s like to be a woman who always looks pristine. Hair, nails, face, clothes... even when they’re in sweats they look great.

Getting a dessert that most likely congratulates people on becoming a couple feels very end of the empire decadent. The Goths are at the gates people!

No. Canoodling is reserved for those who live their private lives publicly in the hopes of getting exposure.