ALEX KRYCEK! AND THE BLACK SLIME!

So is this sign from Houston, some city in Florida, or Puerto Rico?

But you see, The Kush is a man, so it’s completely different.

Been stuck on this one since November. Still the absolute truth

If I were Hillary Clinton and lost the election I would just retire to a long third act of trolling Jets fans on the NFL subreddit.

Nailed it.

Man, today, while Donald was tweeting vitriol at the NFL, Hillary was tweeting about Puerto Rico and encouraging the government to send help to them.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

Once again, the only thing I can do is post GIFs. I’m out of words, so this is all I’m capable of. I present to you, Eli Gold (a la The Good Wife), representing everything I feel inside:

I think the clothes aren’t doing him a favor. He and every other trying too hard “alternative” or hipster Black artist out there are holding on to normcore like it’s a full-time job. Please let it go.

Perfect

Going to the White House is now a long sad joke and no honor thanks to Orange Mussolini. The only visitors I want to see there are armed federal agents with hand cuffs and manacles to arrest the madman, Trump, for treason.

I wouldn’t call myself a stan, but I’ve enjoyed her music since the Bad Romance days. I was a young rock and roll loving punk kid. I’m just a year younger than Gaga, and she made me realize I could unashamedly enjoy pop music. I’m actually really grateful for that. I watched the doc today while I was working and…

Highlight for me was when she is talking about the men running the industry, thier power, the beautiful women they surround themselves with just because they can, and she says something like, “And 8 times out of 10, when I walk into a room, that’s what they expect from me. The same thing they expect from those girls*,…

Gaga is the closest thing we’ve had to a Bowie since Bowie.

The opening slot is often reserved for glitzy, big movies like Great Gatsby, Moulin Rouge, and the Da Vinci Code (!!lol!!). Cannes is in May. This film has star power and fits the bill for an opener.

It’s usually so, so easy for me to hate on celebrities, but I get the sense that if I met her in person, I’d actually like her.

If Madonna laughed at someone being raped, why on earth is she still a thing? I had never heard that before (it was before my time).