What on earth is this??? Why is she wearing her thong inside out, is that a thing people do now?

Kidnapper probably realized in the middle of this caper that he loved his curvy wife. Bye-bye, model!

“I did not approach them. They stopped me,” he said of the teenagers. “One very important point — the card was given to another woman who was 18,” not to the 16-year-old.

I have a buddy who just got a MAGA hat but it’s in Russian and I feel like that’s the only acceptable version to wear out in public

$100 million net worth all on her own, and a retired athlete, and she only has ONE hat that was a free giveaway last year? Sure.

Two of my cousins are each expecting their 3 child. One will have 3 girls and the other 3 boys. I’m just over here like “nope, none, never, ever.” I can’t imagine being out numbered as a parent.

Hell, I’m poor white trash and I have more than one hat. I call shenanigoats on Jenner.

But she didn’t want to mess up her hair in the convertible, so she happened to pick up the hat, which happened to be her only hat.

Wait is roller skating coming back? In the “Fridays at Skateland, all going in the same direction, then stopping to do the hokey pokey, asking the DJ to play the Flintstones theme song remix” sense? Because if so my weekends just got a whole lot better.

The shrunken head filter makes her look like Bernadette Peters.

Snapchat filters freak me out. This is how I know I’m old.

It’s called a ponytail, Caitlyn.

When I lived in Panama City in my early 20s, some friends and I were out at the beach shops looking for a specific gag t-shirt. A guy in his mid-30s walked up to me, gave me a card, and said that he was a “Japanese rope bondage erotic photographer” and was looking for models.

I’m more upset that he isn’t an actual sugar daddy...FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

He’s counting on pity to allow him to continue engaging in predatory behavior.

“He likes to wear a T-shirt with a photo of a young girl sitting on the knee of an older man, reading “ACCEPTING APPLICATION 4A SUGAR BABY,”...”

The point of this behavior to make women feel uncomfortable. It’s not about getting a girlfriend, or facebook likes, or anything other than the satisfaction of disturbing women physically and emotionally. It’s just the “harmless old man” version of catcalling with the added intrusion of him being right in your (and…

“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

A 73 year old who lost his wife and is looking for companionship is sweet. A 73 year old who lost his wife and is prowling the beach for 18 year olds is a creep who needs an intervention about his porn hub usage.

He’s not going to get anywhere with anyone under 40 namedropping Facebook likes.