limited cognitive abilities that interfere with (their) ability to safely parent the child,

Well she should totally go out with Zukka, my warm attitude positive vibes and excellent sense of humor will penetrate her supposed bitchy exterior and warm her heart!

My hubby was watching family guy and it was an episode where Quagmire and Peter are both singing, and harmonizing. I’m not a family guy fan but I was super impressed. Singing melody and harmony while also doing it in character takes talent, no matter what I think about the rest of his “art”.

She has a reputation for being... a pill.

I guess for Charlize it’s safe to go on that date, because everyone knows she has probably be trained to murder people in a number of creative ways. For a regular person, a “midnight hike” that is “very private” as a first date with someone you just met feels like it would just be saving the guy the trouble of…

Two out of three ain’t bad.

Agreed. She doesn’t want to give away details of her personal life. Trump doesn’t want to give away the vacuity of his brain. Big difference.

It’s also super ageist. If she weren’t an older adult, the writer wouldn’t find this charming. Because she’s in her 80s, she’s viewed as a harmless old kook.

I sell jewels. You might not like the business. But stealing them is not harmless, and taking mine could seriously hurt my credibility in a business that largely runs on good credit.

Did you see the doc? She’s a stone cold psychopath.

Not to be a profound square but this woman is a thief, is likely a kleptomaniac and should probably be in jail or treatment or both.

I was just thinking: I skipped right past this to butterfly clips and dino buns.

Adam is such a geek. lol He’s trying smoldering, and it just feels like dress-up. Anyway, happy for the kids (who are older than I am).

Note that this “90s nostalgia” was, in the 90s, 70s nostalgia, when it was 50s nostalgia, when it was 30s nostalgia. Guess it was inevitable this dumb pageboy would come back like a bad penny, as great-great-grandma (who also wore this style) used to say.

Who the fuck wants to look like Amber?

Okay, but why is Bella Hadid cosplaying as me at my sweet 16 afterparty?

There is nothing original about it, pure 90s appropriation, ass per usual Kardashian style. 

Like Rihanna did 2 years ago?

My first thought upon seeing that hair is “Megan Draper from Mad Men”.