She’s a shitty person, he’s a criminally shitty person.

So if she herself sent pics of her in bed with another man to enrage Rob, then he posted those online, is he still the guilty one?

As much as I want to be a hipster grump about rosé because I’ve been drinking it for years, I’m happy that this means now I can walk into a grocery store and get some goddamn decent rosé! Before it became on trend in the US, you could only find the sickeningly sweet white zinfandel and other cloying cheap wines. It…

Bless your heart, honey, which white wine is it exactly like? How is prosecco a reasonable substitute? Why are you so upset when people enjoy things?

If you’re not drink straight turpentine...you’re not a true American.

Or - OR! You like dry wines served cold, and every summer the bars and restaurants include a few extra rosé wines (and have been doing to for many, many more years than cell phone cameras or instagram were things) on the menu and it’s nice to try them.

Just this past weekend, I had gummy bears infused with rosé (which was quite delicious!), and a frozen rosé slushy type thing which my friend called frosé. It’s all so damn good!

Rosé is for weenies. Talk to me when you start mixing gin and a dash of fruit punch koolaid in your champagne.

I’m absolutely standoffish and there’s maybe a handful of people in my life that aren’t bothered by it. And it’s only sometimes because I’m an a-hole. But you’re right, I get why some people wouldn’t like that. And to that I say we’re just incompatible.

Yes! I dread Monday morning office inquiries: “What did you do this weekend?”

I’m that way but I am kind of an a-hole even when I try not to be because I never had that listen-to-stupid-people talk chip installed and now I can’t afford it. I also come off as mildly judgmental based on other people’s description of my facial expressions.

I was good at small talk for the brief, shining 3 month period in the summer of 2011 when I tried online dating. I rallied and was charming dammit. Now I’m married and hideously out of practice at talking to strangers in non-professional environments.

My least favorite thing is when people ask “What have you been up to lately?” I’m not a total bore, I do things, but in that moment I can never think of anything to say and it always feels awkward. You would think I would have figured out some way to solve this issue, but I haven’t. Sometimes when on my way to see…

Come on. Her skin looks exactly the same now as it did 10 years ago during the 40-Year Old Virgin. The only difference between then and now is she’s discovered matte face primer and a hair straightener.

Am also that way. Can confirm: it rubs people the wrong way.

I’m kind of that way with people. But not because I’m an a-hole, I’m just awkward around people. Still I can see how that may rub people the wrong way.

Because almost every love interest of hers on the show is a white guy with light eyes. She’s even said that her dream guy is anyone who looks like he could be an Avenger. (It’s super common in Indian and Middle Eastern cultures to idolize light European features, so it’s not a surprising thing).

Cash Warren is a name for a cos-playing cowboy in Witsec.

So, going back to my j-school days, did you REALLY need to lead with Kaling’s age? I get that she’s a little older, but it’s not like she’s old or almost menopausal. Also, especially since you follow up with Jessica Alba, who, BTW, is a sentence leading “Thirty-six-year-old actress.”

HOW IS MINDY KALING BABBY FORMED? HOW MINDY KALING GET PRAEGANT???