I would bang him in a heartbeat. I don’t know what it is. He’s just hot, and looks like a total asshole in a way that would be really fun for like 48 hours max. Just do a ton of drugs and fuck your brains out and then never speak again.

The striped socks and the little knobby knees and the sweet smiley faces. Oh god here I go again.

I feel this very hard. Spent my first eighteen years on the planet being bullied and constantly told how ugly I was. Went away to university and suddenly I was considered a stunner.

Someone mentioned a recent Will Smith movie the other day and I hadn’t heard of it. I tried to remember when I stopped paying attention to his career and realized it was right around the time his children came into the public eye and we all saw how he had raised them. :/

Fantastic! Thank you for the tips. :)

I like the bees and I would have done the same thing to the sweet chubby worker dog.

Awwwwwww poor little raccoon! I hope his lil face is ok.

I love your username.

I feel your pain. I think it may be age-related. I was lightening my own hair for years (combo of box dye and highlights, depending on my level of laziness) and about a year ago it just stopped working out. My hair would no longer lighten to super blonde, and there is one area on the right side of my head that will…

Oh god Obama. My heart hurts. All the time.

It makes me feel weird because he looks a LOT like my dad when he was young. :/

That was my first thought as well and I don’t quite know how to live with myself.

I can’t remember how it came up, but not too long ago I discovered my husband had never seen/heard of Chris Gaines. He’s two years younger than me and it just wasn’t quite on his pop culture radar, I guess. He still doesn’t understand why I thought it was so funny.

Are you me? This is my daily lunch routine including occasional naps. Except instead of watching Netflix I read gossip magazines.

On Vancouver Island it was 24 degrees on Monday. I waded into the ocean and it was much warmer than I expected. There were young girls in bikinis sunbathing and more than a few actually swimming.

Her butt looks cute because she’s 19.

THANK you. A voice of reason. She looks beautiful.

I love it. But then, I own a floor-length silk skirt in basically this exact colour and style. I am also an old lady.

Yep! My uncle is a Lutheran pastor and has been performing gay marriages for many years.

Wasn’t she rumoured to be partying pretty hard while she was married to Russell Brand (which must have been super awkward since he’s sober)? It seems like she’s calmed down on that front in the last couple years.