Yeah, I’m not sure if she ever really knew who she was. She always struck me as just latching on to each new trend and being so over-the-top into everything, to the point that it felt so fake and forced.

I just love Chrissy Teigen so fucking much for posting that totally imperfect/unflattering shot of her bum as is. She’s really winning me over these days.

Maybe. We’re going to a concert tomorrow, I’ll report back!

Keep in mind, we’re under the same sky

My husband is like this. I go fucking apeshit at concerts, I cannot contain myself. He sits still and and silent even when it’s someone he really likes.

Thank you. I love this story and I can continue to fantasize about him giving me 100% of the tip, or something.

YM was the greatest. Every single month from the ages of 10 to 14, I would save up my allowance and buy YM, Seventeen (it was sooooo good in the 90s) and Teen (which was kinda lame but I felt a strange loyalty to it for some reason) and spend hours and hours combing through them. I learned so much from those dear…

Every time I see a photo of Heath it hurts my heart, so I think I understand why you posted what you did and I’m not sure why you are getting jumped on for it. Also, Heath’s outfit in that spread was rad. He was so ahead of his time.

Grew up on the north shore of Lake Superior and for the two months a year when it’s anywhere close to warm enough for swimming, it was fucking glorious. Crystal clear water with perfect firm sand bottom. There’s nothing more disgusting than a gross mushy or weedy lake bottom.

Crackers are a family food, Kirk. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t wanna know. It’s a market we can do without.

RICH!!!!!!!!!!

With a side of coke bloat.

I thought my life was over when I developed genital warts in my early 20s. I had only slept with five or six people at the time and the first doctor who treated me acted like I was disgusting (and this was at a Planned Parenthood type clinic that almost exclusively treated young women). My boyfriend at the time (who…

I was a server for about six months and was absolutely terrible at it. So many people who’ve never done it think it’s a cakewalk. I tip extremely well because I’m lucky that I can afford to, and because I know how fucking hard it is and how badly most people suck.

Ugh. This describes every single one of my friends from up north who is under-educated and rolled over into being a stay-at-home mom because their husbands make big money in mining or oil or some other such industry. Like, I love you but I am going to unfollow you on Instagram if you don’t stop posting about fucking…

This made me laugh very hard.

I always had a soft spot for Harry, never paid too much attention though. But I just saw the gifs you posted a few weeks ago of him calling out bandmates and interviewers on sexist shit and now I am absolutely butt-crazy in love with him.

“What you have here is an idiot”

Same. I used to think she was the only one who maybe had a bit of perspective and was trying to distance herself from the family’s Always Be Hustling lifestyle. If anything, she’s worse. How about a post saying she’s donating the money she got for that promotion to charity? I don’t even care if she apologizes, just in…

I’ve got a gorgeous set of silverware that husband & I found in an antiques shop in Australia. It was like $100 for the entire set. We use it whenever guests come over, but we also put it in the dishwasher because we are lazy AF.