YES PLEASE TO A NEW HOME FOR TOO MUCH, GIRL. Do you need a reference? A petition? I especially loved your product diary when you were like “And then I went home and drank bourbon slushie and played Dragon Age” because sometimes I put on fancy shoes and a cocktail dress and my boyfriend says “Where are you headed?” and…

<3 <3 I guess I'll have to go back to stalking you the way the lorg intended. On Facebook. (The lorg was originally a typo, but I left it because it sounds like an alien overlord.)

YES. So many great people left XOV and it’s kinda not what it was. And as someone with tetchy skin who gets her routine down, sticks with it, and doesn’t experiment a ton, I too am not into five billion articles on face creams and sheet masks. :\ I’m hopeful that since they’ve got new Corporate Overlords via the Time…

I’d be super annoyed if it happened to me. And I’m the definition of nobody.

I can’t stop laughing at the idea of some rando tweeting “ur head shape like deflated football,” like just completely unprompted.

At the very least, it’s a hell of a drug.

Khloe, take off the waist trainer and take a deep breath.

It’s more that everything is done in teams and when those teams keep cracking sexist jokes and asking you to man the phones when the admin staff are having meetings and asking you to organise the food for the company Christmas bbq then it all gets a bit old.

I AM NOT A LADYPERSON. I HAVE A FULL-VALUE FROZEN HEAD!

But more expensive for you. Coz you’re a lady. And they’ll only freeze 79% of your head.

Kids are punishment for women having sex. If sluts didn’t want to have sex so much, they could get that promotion. Men do not raise children, so they get promotions. Makes sense to me!

Trader Joe’s, man! Every once in a while, I pick up a $5 bouquet while I’m doing my grocery shopping, and I’m feeling ridiculous I’ll instagram it when I get home.

Thank you! Sometimes it seems like when people buck norms, they also have to add, “And this is SO MUCH better than marriage/diamond rings/a white dress because clearly those people don’t REALLY love each other/are sexless and joyless/are bridezillas.”

Okay, for real, clip-on lenses for your iphone/etc are DAMN HANDY. Well, they’re handy if you frequently need to take crisp shots of very small/very close-up things. I got this one for $17 (it’s now $14!) and it’s pretty impressive!

screw it, just buying myself this for christmas and calling it a day.

I actually really love this pattern.

I agree - my partner’s cousin is getting married next year and they haven’t lived together or vacationed together or even traveled anywhere together. They haven’t done grocery shopping together, they haven’t organised or navigated parties/presents for family or anything together. I have no idea if the marriage will…

Look, if you don’t want to have a life-long commitment, do you, but let’s not harp on long-term marriages and assume that they’re all sexless or joyless or whatever. At my wedding three weeks ago, we said till death, because this man is my chosen family. I would not leave him just as I would not leave my sister. I’m…

I agree. I feel admitting from the beginning it might not last, is essentially giving up at the jump. Maybe it’s more realistic but I feel that people already know you CAN get out of arrive if necessary why make that announcement from the beginning seems unnecessary and focused on the wrong things. But to each their…

Why should we be celebrating couples who’ve been together for 50-75 years, she asks, when the truth is that many of these people are likely unhappy and living in “loveless and sexless” relationships? Why do we put forever marriage on such a pedestal?