Yeah, even when you get where she is coming from, it’s still ugly.

...I am happy that they started a conversation about diversity in Hollywood.

Thanks, whitey!

Sorry, Chief

Oh, dear. I agree that you have to end it because it’s just not going to work. The trick is finding the right way to say things.

Yiiiikes. I mean, is it worth it to you to try to take a step back and work through this? I can’t really tell from your description how well you hit it off and how much your assessment of the possible relationship is colored by this terrible sex.

I dated a guy one time who was a virgin when we met. It was...not great…

+1 Talking is so overrated.

I agree that, at least when it comes to a long term partner, a good 75% of my finding them sexy has to do with their personality, if not more. The more I love someone, the sexier I find them. And by that, I mean they actually become physically more attractive to me - in such a way that I can’t necessarily separate…

Conversely, we’ve probably all known at least one person who is conventionally “hot” but can’t maintain a relationship because they are so personally repellant. And they wonder (often aloud) about how these “fatties and uggos” find love.

This is not okay.

The cuff is a perfect idea, but I would go with something bold, like a primary color lacquer.

I understand Coldplay is the worst; everyone hates Gwyneth; Katy Perry is a monster and etc etc etc forever and ever...

And Miss Vermont did a science experiment for her talent competition! If it weren’t a dang beauty competition, I would say it’s been a progressive year...

I’ve been 29 for 72 years.

I just want to hang with Harvey and Cyndi discussing the lack of fucks we give. I can only hope to own my weirdness and wear it that well when I am their age. Bless them.

Cyndi Lauper is still perfection.

I was going to go with a tiny penis, but yours works too.

She’s ageing 5 years every 6 months, how is that even possible??

I wonder if I can stipulate in my will for all of my organs to be donated and my hollow torso filled back up again with mulch and a couple of acorns?

And funnily enough, I just watched The Fountain last night, which from my takeaway, is all about planting a tree over your dead body (after lots of multi-threaded drama).