Legs are important in futbol soccer. One uses them to “kick” the inflated futbol soccer ball.

That is one relationship that never made sense. Why they bothered is beyond me. She should’ve had a Bachelorette style competition.

This. I’m totally fine with making fun of someone’s purchased body in the same way I’d mock someone for buying a Daewoo.

Yup, this page starts off with some news about someone who is talented and has made a lot of endearing music which will stand the test of time and then becomes a cesspool of Kardashian, Trump, et al. Give her the dignity of her own page/post.

Replace Rihanna?

Gotta put it somewhere...

Sure, Chris Brown is “strong and powerful,” and he used that strength and power to beat the living shit out of a much tinier woman. I get so fucking sick of people saying people are “good” and have “good hearts” when their actions so clearly scream otherwise. No racists and no homophobes don’t casually use racial and…

David Crosby and Joni Mitchell hang out? that is adorable. I hope all 60’s/70’s folk singers hang out still.

blerg, you and your facts

You gotta give it to that inflatable doll, she’s managed to earn millions, doing nothing at all.

She subscribes to the stereotype of the flamboyant gay. woo hoo. So fun.

I was in a straight wedding with a rainbow palette, albeit slightly more muted colors. It also happened that gay marriage was passed in our state only a few weeks prior to the ceremony. When another bridesmaid and I pointed out the scheme could be misinterpreted, if you will, from afar, the bride was livid. From then…

This is the only tweet that matters

I can’t explain why I enjoy wedding brawl stories so much BUT I DO SO MUCH. It’s like the maraschino cherry on my Friday of rainbows and grace.

Slammed his hand in a door just to feel SOMETHING.

And that, friends, is how I fucked a flower girl.

“I can’t sleep with BOTH your brothers!”

Thanks, Jolie! Finally excited about a summer with six weddings.