and folding things for your hope chest

If the “damage was already done” parents sue, I’m going to die of mental exhaustion. Please don’t be asses. Please don’t sue and make this world worse. Get your money back, a complementary ticket or two, and deal.

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

Of course, he ALREADY has a story ready for his wife about “this crazy ex who won’t let go”.

Wow, some of her other posts on this are really heartbreaking:

I go to reddit/relationships on occasion because I’m a terrible person, and there are a surprising number of stories like this. As in, “I’ve had 20 people tell me he’s having an affair, I saw pictures of him proposing to another woman, and I physically walked in on him having sex - is he cheating on me?”

Ugh. I get that from people at work constantly. (I’m a corrections nurse.) “I can’t believe your man lets you work here.”

I... I just... I don’t want to judge because I once witnessed my psycho ex leave a club with his other girlfriend and walk toward his house, and he just smiled and waved at me and kept walking, and the next day I (confronted him with the irrefutable evidence of my eyes) allowed myself to be convinced again that they…

I’d contact his wife... She kind of deserves to know that he’s been cheating on her, at least emotionally, with this other woman. Just what the FUCK.

What’s next, photos of kids being born, because he’s an advocate for the college health center’s birthing rooms? After that, kindergarten graduation photos of him, the kid, and the “ex”?... Because, reasons..

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.

/Not my real thoughts but as a dude this is what I imagine dude’s thoughts were:

• She required toilets that “flush themselves” be installed in her renovated home.

A man wants dressing on the side? ASSERTIVE. He wants nice smelling sanitizer? BOSS. The OTHER shade of red.... shirts? GOOD EYE FOR FASHION.

So the tabloids have stopped misgendering Jenner and started being as sexist to her as they are to other women... is this... progress?? ~one million shrugs~

• Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers are about to break up. *Sips tea*

Umbrella? In the rain? What a DIVA move!

I’m not attracted to men in the least, but goddamn is that man gorgeous. Especially in “Blade Runner.”

Wow.

I think, again, what you see with serial killers, predators by nature, is that these people can clearly recognize who is marginalized in society and they routinely seek out those same individuals to violate. I want to say that we have to understand what we consign people to when we push them to the margins of…

I really appreciated the “100x more failed engagements than failed marraiges” line. It takes work to create a statistic that hilariously wrong.