At least one dick there. ;)

And deprive her of the worst two minutes of her life? I've found that dudes who bitch about pubes usually don't bring their A game.

Yup. Pubes are a highly effective asshole repellent.

Did she kill her clout with My Super Ex Girlfriend?

but name tattoos are what gave us the immaculate "Wino Forever" Johnny Depp tattoo. After being in so many terrible movies its the only thing I have to hold on to to the days when he wasn't super annoying.

It's not really bizarre. Red carpets bring designers huge attentions, more than runways shows which are generally only for insiders. Tom Ford is very particular and usually has a minimal approach to everything, as evidenced by his being probably the only designer who does not produce mass market products. His lipstick…

You say that like it is a bad thing???

Truth. Neither my husband or I hold in our farts. We will, however, occasionally go fart in another room if we know it's going to be really bad. Or at least light a candle.

There are some people in Hollywood that I just roll my eyes at, and Cameron Diaz is not one of them. I'm not a big movie person, but I just like her. There's something about her that comes off as genuine and good. I'll be taking a closer look at this book (ew, Sorry. I didn't mean to rhyme. That was unsettling)!

A raccoon once stole my husbands sweatshirt out of his lap in a park and they then engage in an ill-advised game of tug of war while I yelled "just let him have it!" Ah, nature.

While it is certainly ridiculous to rent out an entire zoo for your two-year-old's birthday, I can definitely see their logic in doing so. If they just went to the zoo like the normal human peasants of this Earth, the paparazzi would have found out almost immediately. And even if they had a ton of bodyguards, their…

Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, yes.

Isn't a surname a family name or last name? Not synonymous with first name?

What is the point of making a negative observation about her breasts? I hate comments like this.

You dated the lead singer of Crash Test Dummies?

...because they liked "Sadie" and not "Sarah" ?

You say that like it would be less of a reason to love, and not more...

Hey!! I will have you know that my stink has attracted many friendly manatees!

I'm thinking the fiance and I will do classic 'poorly-photoshopped-in-dangerous-situations'

I'd also really like to know why, in an otherwise empty room (or a room otherwise filled with warm fluffy cushions), a cat will insist on sitting on the piece of paper that someone left on the floor.