Back in the day I was offered jobs at Abercrombie on two occasions. It was quite a point of pride at the time. How embarrassing!

This is the best story I have ever heard and now I need to call my mom and ask why she didn't love me, because I never owned a parasol.

I loved Contempo. Also, fashion victim story here (although in your story I think you were definitely the winner!): for my entire first week of high school, for some reason I was very afraid of getting hazed (it was nothing really bad, but people would get, like, egged or covered in shaving cream) and I decided I…

Dear god. I'm glad I have short hair!

Oh my god I want that book. We just picked up our long-haired cat after three weeks in the kennel and I guess they didn’t brush him? I could’ve made like ten of those toys. Also the cat looks so impressed by its owner’s crafting skills.

OH MY GOD her outfit in the second photo. My ovaries.

My home province (Ontario) is the same way. I've lived in British Columbia for four years now and I'm still not used to being able to buy booze until 11pm every night and also on holidays.

“How many of these is he going to send??”

What you’re saying does not make any sense. This is a food/restaurant blog, and this story was published because it happened at a restaurant drive-through. However, as the other commenter pointed out, it doesn’t seem as if the attack was related to anything that happened at the restaurant — ie., the girl wasn’t…

It's the worst! Also my artist looked like a taller, burlier, tattooed Eric Bana. I'm sad for so many reasons haha.

THE WORST. (Kidding!) ps. I love your name :)

My beloved grandfather died TWO DAYS before my wedding. :(

So much this. I just got married a few weeks ago (yay!) and we had a day-after party at my family’s cottage. Part of the reason for this was because husband and I paid for the wedding and had to decide to cap our guest list at quite a small number. So my parents planned the day-after party and we invited all the…

ME TOO. My artist moved away last year and I am much too lazy to drive two hours to the next town.

YES exactly!! It has a super weird ownership type of connotation which I just don't like or understand. I would change my name too, haha. Purely out of spite.

I could have written this comment. :) I’m married to a man, but in the years before we met I had just started to get comfortable/realize it was OK to have sexual feelings for women. I never did more than some kissing, but only because I never had the opportunity. I plan to spend my life with my husband, because he is…

Yeah, I just got married and one of my bridesmaids invited three extra people to come drink from our open bar. I am not THAT mad about it, but for fuck’s sake have some class. It was only a fifty-guest wedding.

Isn’t it wonderful??! :)

I’m not doing any sort of entrance. Our cocktail hour and reception are in the same room. I am planning to literally just...walk into the room with Mr. Panther. And if anyone notices we will be like “oh hey, guys.”

That’s awesome!!!!! Seriously if I could choose to have ONE talent in life, it would be a good singing voice. Have so much fun with this!! Remember us when you end up famous on the MTV ;)