All of my friends are getting pregnant at the same time because we are all around the same age and followed similar life paths (hence why we are friends) which means most have gotten married/settled down at the same time. It's not a conspiracy. It's the way lives progress.

You got side-eyed because your BABY wasn't wearing a top? Good lord.

Just the other day I was scrolling through my Facebook feed and saw a photo of some random high school acquaintance’s child pantsless sitting on a potty. Like, what is the thought process there? Send that shit to your mom.

To be fair, it was a super obvious fake fall. She just kinda looked confused, like “Dude why are you laying on the floor pretending to be hurt? Stop being weird.”

Yeah, that is a good idea! And now that I think about it I highly doubt she will want to wear a super high heel anyway, due to all the hours of standing.

Awww thank you :)

Yeah, this actually doesn't bother me. If I were rich I would totally be the obnoxious person who dresses their child in tiny designer clothes.

Every time I clean out my purse before I go on an airplane or something, I find loose tablets of Imodium and Pepto and Advil in all the little pockets!

I don’t know, as I said in another reply I just feel like that’s so self-absorbed and I want to be a Cool Bride who lets her bridesmaids wear whatever is going to make them feel best. She also might have just wanted heels because her dress was too long, but I think she’s gotten a different one now so we’ll see. It…

I don’t know, I feel bad dictating anything like that for my bridesmaids...if she really wants to wear heels, I think it’s selfish for me to tell her she can’t just so that I feel/look better. It is my issue, I have a lifelong complex about being the Huge sister and that is not her fault. I don't think it will…

Not gonna lie...my sister is like five inches shorter and 50 pounds skinnier than me (I’m average weight, she is just teeny tiny) and when she asked if she can wear heels as my maid of honour I reeeeally wished I could say no. Because I am wearing flats. If she wears heels and is nearly the same height as me but a…

BRB changing my name to Glert.

I'm getting a yellow gold wedding band to wear with my white gold engagement ring, because IDGAF and fiancé's band is yellow gold and I like the idea of us having matching bands. :)

I love it!

These are the same types of people who want to buy every new magical fat burning weight loss pill that comes down the pike. It completely amazes me that in this day & age there are still so many folks who just blindly believe everything they hear/see. Sometimes it’s older people who, to be fair, probably never learned…

Well damn. I was trying to post a picture of Brooke Shields as the crazy Dr. Drake Ramoray fan on Friends, but Kinja is being an asshole.

Exactly! I love my giant makeup bag full of pills. I even bring a miniature version when I go on, like, a day-long hike. I have no interest in climbing down a mountain whilst trying not to poop myself. Also I am clumsy as fuck so a giant box of bandaids is never a bad move.

I just...who has this much time on their hands? I mean, between work and chores & errands I am lucky if I can find five hours a day to nap and watch Netflix. I can't imagine investing this much time in a ruse. Dance Academy isn't gonna watch itself!

You're welcome :) I get the anxiety runs too, I hear ya. I hope your trip is amazing and delicious!

I’m sorry about your tummy troubles! :(