In general, I feel like we’ve lost a ton off empathy. Not just forgetting that celebrities are people, but that the world involves balancing competing claims. Like there was a recent article by a woman whose baby was momentarily given to the wrong mother in a hospital and fed some formula. Which is legitimately awful…

I’m trying to think of all the sassy comebacks critters with dyed tusks would say to each other.

Good. Fuck ivory poachers. If only they were the ones burning.

I need this on t-shirts, hats, bumper stickers, flags, billboards, tattoos. Pretty much everything that exists.

Botswana, home to Africa’s largest elephant population, is boycotting the burn because officials believe it would demonstrate to communities “that the animal has no value.”

I don't have a kid, but I like how people with kids always say the first part. and then, inevitably, they say the second part. "Yeah, he doesn't sleep well, and he cries all the time. It's been a real strain on my life and my wife's and my relationship. I don't know if we're going to make…

I, too, found myself attracted to Sam Elliot at an inappropriately young age. I always cry at the end of the movie, and I’m not ashamed of it! *sniffs*

On the one hand it’s great that she basically told them to sit the fuck down. On the other hand it’s sad to witness. Maybe if she used that kind of parenting to her kids while they were growing up. America would never have known about her kids.

Came to say. When you put it all together in a row like this, it looks like what it obviously is, pure fiction. Exactly the type of shit they used to do in Hollywood’s studio era. Orchestrating phony affairs to drum up interest in projects, to launch new stars, and to create fan sympathy and thus a renewed interest in…

I could give two shits about Jay Z, but I am DEFINITELY going to start washing my butt like that.

I wish I had the money to fly this kid and his family to Ted Cruz events all over the country. Troll the respawn Van.

We’re reading and discussing his actions on a national website, though. Sometimes the ripple effect is more important than the initial splash.

Dear Ted Cruz and the entire GOP:

And have your stone mapped so you can prove when a shady jeweler tries to swap it out for another stone. All stones have some flaws, which can be used as a fingerprint.

#2 — THIS. My ring is insured with Jewelers Mutual. It’s all they do. If you’re going to wear that much money on one finger (that, hypothetically, is prone to doing things like letting heavy doors slam on their brand new engagement ring), you really should use real insurance. (and not shop at Kay’s, as you stated in…

LOLOLOL “sex negative” - are you serious right now? I’m sorry, cheaters are shit people and they know it. They can fuck around after they break up, separate, divorce, or open up their marriage. Otherwise, it’s one of the most despicable things you can do and it has nothing to do with the sex and everything to do with…

I’m sorry but no amount of physical attractiveness is worth giving up Taco Tuesdays.

Senator Davis is the best thing to happen to Texas since Ann Richards. I am proud to have irritated a huffy memaw TSA worker at a Texas airport, while on a recent business trip, with my apparel -the Uterine-American version of the “Come And Take It” t-shirt, accompanied by my pink Mizuno kicks just like Sen Davis’s…

Kylie seems to have considerable involvement in the product design, at least based on her social media posts.