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I thought it was for parking outside a  Bass Pro Shop on a Saturday in the Summer and bragging about while wearing cargo shorts.

The ZR1 is for anyone with the money to buy it. 

America’s 67-year-old-not-quite-retired-dentists who get their fashion tips from Seinfeld reruns will now have to work another two years.

It’s cute anyone think Musk actually runs any of these companies. I’m sure he just drifts in, doesn’t really understand what anyone is doing, makes a bunch of ridiculous demands that hinders or reverses any progress anyone is actually making, and then walks out with an unearned feeling of having done a good job.

The only business he truly spend time at is Twitter, and it’s not going well. Other than that he’s just trolling around and explore new business venture like buying himself the American government.

For a guy who is the CEO of at least 5 different companies, he sure does have a LOT of spare time. 

Where’s Luigi when you need him?

A comment above explains that it is not a bonus in the American sense for an Austrian salary, so potentially just a bad translation there. However, there are employee contracts in America that include a pre-determined end of year bonus. I have a guaranteed bonus that can increase with certain metrics, but still have a

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The working employees probably earned their bonuses, but executives seem to have not done a very good job.  They probably all got their bonuses already though.

This is real dumb. These people are seeing planes and stars. Congratulations, Ronald Reagan, your legacy of stupidity is very much intact.

I feel like I’ve seen this before.

It should be noted that we didn’t get the V10 TDI in the Phaeton. If you wanted the V10 TDI in America you had to buy a Touareg like I did.

the shitbox delivers

I want to feel bad for that guy, but as a dad with three kids as well, you and I know this situation didn’t just happen.

Its hard not to feel just a little bit bad for the dad, despite him having exactly the family he deserves

Not Christmas, but a birthday gift.

I give zero shits.  Maybe the military shouldnt have fox news as the defacto news channel on bases.  Maybe the enlisted shouldnt have voted for Trump.  Im tired of caring about demographics that continuously listen to snake oil salesmen.  I have sympathy for the people who voted against this, if you didnt vote, fuck

Trump doesnt care.  He will spend his time getting his ego stroked and playing golf, while the appointees run wild.  He will do, somehow, less work than last time, stay glued to press coverage about him and Miller and otehr nazi lovers will run amuck.  CNN and MSNBC are heading down in flames because the left is tired

Respectfully, ahem, here: