Musk would probably fund the whole production of the move just to make this happen

Hi. Gen X here. This entire article is why Boomers say Millennials are dipshits.

By the way, that AI generated “van” thing was fed this train (art deco streamliner):

None of these things are actually mean to exist, which is why there are no details: They’re just meant to make gullible rubes go “ooh, aah” and pump the stock the next day and keep the grift afloat a little longer.

Is it just me, or does everything look like movie props???

Sure the stock is tanking after everyone collectively began to realize that the emperor has no clothes and is just hocking miracle tonics, but I guess they don’t realize that it’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

Tesla, especially CyberTruck

Two were trucks that were used like trucks, so I gave them a pass. Then my two minivans that did nothing but transport a load of children convinced me that it might not be user error 🤣

Hey Elon, I’m sorry you don’t understand why no one likes you, but you misidentified a Dark Knight quote as Spider-Man(which also has a hyphen).

Ford didn’t make announcements every few months promising the Nucleon was about to hit showrooms.

Yes, I was really hoping this entire article would be variations on “buy a goddamn minivan.”  Alas.

“I don’t understand the villification of a pretty down to earth Billionaire compared to what else we have to live with, like Jeff Bezos or Trump.”

The answer is to think inside the box.

a pretty down to earth Billionaire

It’s not a bait and switch but it’s 100% a PR stunt. If you have internet to order, you don’t need Starlink! Starlink is still profiting off sales of the equipment. The equipment needs to be delivered to a hurricane ravaged area in a timely manner for the offer to be meaningfully impactful.

It’s a buncha BS

This critique seems to be lacking in hypothesis and resolution. There are some elements that suggest that this is not in fact a critique but a bad faith argument in defense of Musk and his grift.

I remember when people were less gullible and weird cults usually involved people in silver bedsheets waiting for space aliens to come and take them to the stars.

Should have gone with the monorail. North Haverbrook did, and as far as I know, they are quite happy with it.